Alex Clark

What if it's expired?

And he just looks at her and he goes, I like danger.

And obviously, obviously, she said yes to a second date.

Sometimes your friends make terrible decisions.

Don't be like my friend, and don't be like her warehouse toothpaste boyfriend.

Use Zebra.

Their toothpaste tablets are actually clean.

No fluoride, no weird questionable ingredients, no dyes, just chew, brush, done.

It's simple, it works, and you're not brushing your teeth with something that sounds like a science experiment.

And while you're at it, their floss is made of real silk, peppermint oil, and xylitol, not plastic, not polyester, not slowly shredding microplastics into your gums every night like some kind of dental horror show.

It's actually been tested.

There are no detectable forever chemicals.

This is really good floss and toothpaste.

I love it.

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I'm not saying I'm a llama, but if I were a llama, just spitball in here, and I was headed to a concert put on by other llamas, and I wanted my skin to look incredible under stage lighting, then I'm wearing the Loose Foundation Powder by Adele Natural Cosmetics.

Completely clean and non-toxic and it actually lets your skin look like skin while also being lightweight, breathable, buildable.

It's really great for oily skin.