Alex Clark

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Simon, have you ever read the picture of Dorian Gray?

No.

Well, you should because it's about this guy who stays young and beautiful while hidden in a picture.

And then that picture is slowly rotting in the attic.

It's absorbing all the consequences of his lifestyle.

My type.

That's my type.

Honestly, that's kind of how...

Most modern homes work.

You've got this like perfect Instagram aesthetic, neutral couches, little throw blankets.

Everything looks calm.

But meanwhile, the air quality inside the house is basically the portrait in the attic of Dorian Gray.

Synthetic fragrances, weird chemical cleaning products, candles that smell like frosted sugar poop butt magoo.

The vibe is cozy, but the ingredients are what nightmares are made of.

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