Alex Cooper

But then I'm like, OK, so let's talk it through.

Why the fuck would people be inviting your boyfriend to all these different weddings?

And you've been in long term relationship with this person.

These are people you also know.

And he's the one getting the invite.

OK, two things.

Number one.

Either this is like, these are really extremes and I hope I'm wrong on both of them, but I, this is the only context I have.

So spare me.

Number one is,

you would be really upset to find out how your boyfriend talks about you.

And what I mean by that is there's a potential that all of these people aren't inviting you because behind the scenes, the way he speaks about you and he is close enough with these people that he has an understanding that you're not getting invited.

And that's for a reason.

And then he goes and he lives his best life at these weddings.

And like, this may not be, this may be a relationship that doesn't have,

a foundation of honesty like I don't know I'm not saying he's fucking bitches at these weddings but like okay that's like my fucked up pregnancy brain going like oh my god this is bad and then the other way that oh my god this is bad is like you drink too much you talk over everyone you're loud you're ruining nights where everyone's trying to have a good time you're

you're rude you're mean you're not self-aware like again I'm not actually saying this about you but I'm just trying to rack my brain of like what would warrant no invite the only thing I also think I I hate I'm not going to name this episode context clues but honestly context clues um how does your boyfriend respond when you don't get invited that interests me that would tickle my brain to know the answer to that because if he's I'm picturing it you're in the kitchen you're

save the date comes in he opens it babe what's that oh uh nothing you're like no what is it oh um marty and fern are getting married this summer oh my god wait i'm so excited for them where is it where are we going

no uh not we me and you're like huh and he's like it uh it's for me I didn't get a plus one and then you're like what what do you mean Todd like I'm your girl I'm Franny like come on Todd like we go everywhere together Todd and he's like I'm so sorry babe like yeah you didn't get the invite this time and then he just walks off

then Todd's in on it Franny okay because what the appropriate reaction would be what the fuck like I don't know they know we've been together for so long that's fucked up I didn't get a plus one like should I call and ask like I don't want to be rude but like obviously I'm not going to go without you that's just like fucked up so like I I don't know if like if they're close enough he'll talk to the person if they're not close enough maybe I'm not going like I don't know