Alex Cooper

There would be back and forth of you guys trying to dissect why the fuck am I not getting invited?

And that doesn't seem like it's happening.

And you're just kind of like sitting in the corner like, have fun at the wedding, Todd.

And he's like, I'll be back, Franny.

That's fucking crazy.

If when Matt and I were dating and we're like five years in and he's going off to these weddings and I wasn't getting invited.

Oh, my God.

I think there's something going on and you really need to get to the bottom of it, but I don't think I have enough.

I don't have enough information to answer this one for you, but it's one of, I think it could be one of the two that I just offered.

And I don't like either of those for you.

So I'm here for you and please write in what the fuck happened because I don't like that for any, I don't like that at all.

Okay.

I recently learned that my 32 year old boyfriend still uses a primary bank account that's linked to his mom.

The signs were there for a long time, but now I don't think I can look past it anymore.

He has an appointment for a new tattoo soon and told me that he's worried his mom will notice the large charge on his, his, on his bank account, babe.

It's Gloria's.

It's not his.

and she will criticize for him both the money and the tattoo.

I think it's time for him to grow up and be more independent of his mom and get his own fucking bank account.

How do I have a serious conversation with him about this?