Alex Cooper

that he hadn't listened to it yet, okay? And he demanded that he hear from my lips what I said about him. And I obviously just gave him the top line. I did leave out, I'm pretty sure, the throbbing of my vagina when I looked at him and all those little, just little, little details that he didn't need to know. But overall, gave him the top line. We kept it fucking moving.

that he hadn't listened to it yet, okay? And he demanded that he hear from my lips what I said about him. And I obviously just gave him the top line. I did leave out, I'm pretty sure, the throbbing of my vagina when I looked at him and all those little, just little, little details that he didn't need to know. But overall, gave him the top line. We kept it fucking moving.

that he hadn't listened to it yet, okay? And he demanded that he hear from my lips what I said about him. And I obviously just gave him the top line. I did leave out, I'm pretty sure, the throbbing of my vagina when I looked at him and all those little, just little, little details that he didn't need to know. But overall, gave him the top line. We kept it fucking moving.

And he, again, kind of thought it was... funny and endearing and he was chill about it. It's not like he loved it, but the episode was harmless enough that he wasn't going to get mad at me. And so after that, we ended up hanging out almost every single night for two weeks straight when I was in LA. And when I got back to New York, there was this excitement that I had, but also this feeling of

And he, again, kind of thought it was... funny and endearing and he was chill about it. It's not like he loved it, but the episode was harmless enough that he wasn't going to get mad at me. And so after that, we ended up hanging out almost every single night for two weeks straight when I was in LA. And when I got back to New York, there was this excitement that I had, but also this feeling of

And he, again, kind of thought it was... funny and endearing and he was chill about it. It's not like he loved it, but the episode was harmless enough that he wasn't going to get mad at me. And so after that, we ended up hanging out almost every single night for two weeks straight when I was in LA. And when I got back to New York, there was this excitement that I had, but also this feeling of

a little bit of uncertainty because I think Matt and I were both so fucking happy with the time that we had just spent together. But I think we were also trying to be realistic and not get ahead of ourselves. He lived in LA. I still lived in New York. He was an adult. I was a little bit of a fucking degenerate. And there was just a lot of unknown variables.

a little bit of uncertainty because I think Matt and I were both so fucking happy with the time that we had just spent together. But I think we were also trying to be realistic and not get ahead of ourselves. He lived in LA. I still lived in New York. He was an adult. I was a little bit of a fucking degenerate. And there was just a lot of unknown variables.

a little bit of uncertainty because I think Matt and I were both so fucking happy with the time that we had just spent together. But I think we were also trying to be realistic and not get ahead of ourselves. He lived in LA. I still lived in New York. He was an adult. I was a little bit of a fucking degenerate. And there was just a lot of unknown variables.

So we kind of decided to keep talking and just keep it somewhat casual. And so all of this was smooth sailing until I decided that I was going to ramp it up 10 notches. And the daddy gang in my heart, I just knew they were due for a graphic detailing of my sex life, obviously. We needed another Gluck Gluck 3000 moment, okay? We needed a banger. So obviously insert the sloppy toppy delight, okay?

So we kind of decided to keep talking and just keep it somewhat casual. And so all of this was smooth sailing until I decided that I was going to ramp it up 10 notches. And the daddy gang in my heart, I just knew they were due for a graphic detailing of my sex life, obviously. We needed another Gluck Gluck 3000 moment, okay? We needed a banger. So obviously insert the sloppy toppy delight, okay?

So we kind of decided to keep talking and just keep it somewhat casual. And so all of this was smooth sailing until I decided that I was going to ramp it up 10 notches. And the daddy gang in my heart, I just knew they were due for a graphic detailing of my sex life, obviously. We needed another Gluck Gluck 3000 moment, okay? We needed a banger. So obviously insert the sloppy toppy delight, okay?

You guys, I will never forget that episode. And hopefully you don't. Here's the thing. Before I met Matt, I had good sex. I had a lot of good sex. But this man changed the course of my life and changed everything for me, okay? And so I felt obligated as a woman who had previously claimed that she, you know, didn't enjoy getting eaten out.

You guys, I will never forget that episode. And hopefully you don't. Here's the thing. Before I met Matt, I had good sex. I had a lot of good sex. But this man changed the course of my life and changed everything for me, okay? And so I felt obligated as a woman who had previously claimed that she, you know, didn't enjoy getting eaten out.

You guys, I will never forget that episode. And hopefully you don't. Here's the thing. Before I met Matt, I had good sex. I had a lot of good sex. But this man changed the course of my life and changed everything for me, okay? And so I felt obligated as a woman who had previously claimed that she, you know, didn't enjoy getting eaten out.

I needed to tell you guys what this man had done to my vagina. And so I remember in the episode, I detailed graphically. Actually, wait, hold on. You know what we need to do? We need to pull up the fucking episode description because you guys... Oh my God. Okay, this is the description. This week is a solo episode with your father.

I needed to tell you guys what this man had done to my vagina. And so I remember in the episode, I detailed graphically. Actually, wait, hold on. You know what we need to do? We need to pull up the fucking episode description because you guys... Oh my God. Okay, this is the description. This week is a solo episode with your father.

I needed to tell you guys what this man had done to my vagina. And so I remember in the episode, I detailed graphically. Actually, wait, hold on. You know what we need to do? We need to pull up the fucking episode description because you guys... Oh my God. Okay, this is the description. This week is a solo episode with your father.

Alex is detailing her sexcapades with Mr. Sexy Zoom Man featuring... Her cum in his beard, his pussy eating skills. Oh, my God. Her sex with him and a battle between him and another man that made her realize how she feels about him. Oh, my God. I forgot that was about this musician that I was talking to at the same time as Matt. Wait, I'm not OK. His fucking beard. There's so much to unpack here.

Alex is detailing her sexcapades with Mr. Sexy Zoom Man featuring... Her cum in his beard, his pussy eating skills. Oh, my God. Her sex with him and a battle between him and another man that made her realize how she feels about him. Oh, my God. I forgot that was about this musician that I was talking to at the same time as Matt. Wait, I'm not OK. His fucking beard. There's so much to unpack here.