Alex Cooper

I was in, I was in complete shock because again, I had been taking these pink little strip tests for almost a week and it was telling me, so no girl, better luck next time, babe.

Keep it fucking moving.

So when I saw it read pregnant,

I started crying with my pants down on the toilet.

I'm like, oh my God, I'm crying.

I remember then getting off the toilet.

I sat down in my bathroom and I'm just staring at the test.

I'm just staring at it.

Meanwhile, Henry and Bruce are like freaking out.

They're licking my face.

They're like, what is wrong with our mother?

Is she having an actual mental breakdown?

They hate when I'm crying.

And then I immediately got right back up and I was like, I need to take another test.

What if it's a false positive?

Like I need to see it again.

to believe it, let's get back in there.

And so there it was, second test, positive.

And then I was so annoyed, swerve, not because I was pregnant, but because my husband had just boarded his flight and there was no way in hell that I was going to tell this man over the phone.

Like, I'm like, I need to tell Matthew in person.