Alex Cooper

Alex is detailing her sexcapades with Mr. Sexy Zoom Man featuring... Her cum in his beard, his pussy eating skills. Oh, my God. Her sex with him and a battle between him and another man that made her realize how she feels about him. Oh, my God. I forgot that was about this musician that I was talking to at the same time as Matt. Wait, I'm not OK. His fucking beard. There's so much to unpack here.

But let me just fucking say. That episode did numbers, OK? Sloppy Toppy Delight. Genius. You guys fucking love that one. Anyways, for context, I remember my headspace of when I went to upload this episode. Like back in the day, I had this obsession with really pushing everything to the limit.

But let me just fucking say. That episode did numbers, OK? Sloppy Toppy Delight. Genius. You guys fucking love that one. Anyways, for context, I remember my headspace of when I went to upload this episode. Like back in the day, I had this obsession with really pushing everything to the limit.

But let me just fucking say. That episode did numbers, OK? Sloppy Toppy Delight. Genius. You guys fucking love that one. Anyways, for context, I remember my headspace of when I went to upload this episode. Like back in the day, I had this obsession with really pushing everything to the limit.

And what I mean by this is like Matt was getting on a plane to come visit me the day that that episode dropped. Matt was... in the air flying cross country to my ass. And I boop, pressed upload. Boop, knew he couldn't download it. Boop, let the world fucking listen to his pussy fucking eating skills. He's flying from Los Angeles to New York at this point to take me to the Hamptons for my birthday.

And what I mean by this is like Matt was getting on a plane to come visit me the day that that episode dropped. Matt was... in the air flying cross country to my ass. And I boop, pressed upload. Boop, knew he couldn't download it. Boop, let the world fucking listen to his pussy fucking eating skills. He's flying from Los Angeles to New York at this point to take me to the Hamptons for my birthday.

And what I mean by this is like Matt was getting on a plane to come visit me the day that that episode dropped. Matt was... in the air flying cross country to my ass. And I boop, pressed upload. Boop, knew he couldn't download it. Boop, let the world fucking listen to his pussy fucking eating skills. He's flying from Los Angeles to New York at this point to take me to the Hamptons for my birthday.

And I thought it would be a good time to just bing, let the world in on a little bit of our detailed sex. And so I remember Matt landed. And this time he didn't just call me. I got a FaceTime from him as he is in the car driving to my apartment. And I remember answering and he goes, he just opens the FaceTime and he goes, Alex, what did you do? I'm like, oh my God, babe, I can't wait to see you.

And I thought it would be a good time to just bing, let the world in on a little bit of our detailed sex. And so I remember Matt landed. And this time he didn't just call me. I got a FaceTime from him as he is in the car driving to my apartment. And I remember answering and he goes, he just opens the FaceTime and he goes, Alex, what did you do? I'm like, oh my God, babe, I can't wait to see you.

And I thought it would be a good time to just bing, let the world in on a little bit of our detailed sex. And so I remember Matt landed. And this time he didn't just call me. I got a FaceTime from him as he is in the car driving to my apartment. And I remember answering and he goes, he just opens the FaceTime and he goes, Alex, what did you do? I'm like, oh my God, babe, I can't wait to see you.

Like, I know where we're going to go to dinner tonight. We're all good. What are you talking about? He's like, Alex, I just got a call from my dad. No. Steve. Steve. That's like the real fucking kicker. I can handle Matt being like, me and Matt, we can go all day. Your dad is calling you.

Like, I know where we're going to go to dinner tonight. We're all good. What are you talking about? He's like, Alex, I just got a call from my dad. No. Steve. Steve. That's like the real fucking kicker. I can handle Matt being like, me and Matt, we can go all day. Your dad is calling you.

Like, I know where we're going to go to dinner tonight. We're all good. What are you talking about? He's like, Alex, I just got a call from my dad. No. Steve. Steve. That's like the real fucking kicker. I can handle Matt being like, me and Matt, we can go all day. Your dad is calling you.

Matt's father was aware that his beloved son was flying across the country to see a girl who lived in New York. So naturally, he decided to do a little Google search of his own to find out what I was all about, right? Steve's just trying to catch a vibe. And when he realized that I had a show...

Matt's father was aware that his beloved son was flying across the country to see a girl who lived in New York. So naturally, he decided to do a little Google search of his own to find out what I was all about, right? Steve's just trying to catch a vibe. And when he realized that I had a show...

Matt's father was aware that his beloved son was flying across the country to see a girl who lived in New York. So naturally, he decided to do a little Google search of his own to find out what I was all about, right? Steve's just trying to catch a vibe. And when he realized that I had a show...

Obviously, he just went to click on the most recent episode just to get a feel for my morals and my values and like what I'm talking about each week. And unfortunately for him, my most recent episode was detailing how his son was intricately up inside my vagina to the point where it was so good he made me cum all over his son's beard. He made me come all over his sons.

Obviously, he just went to click on the most recent episode just to get a feel for my morals and my values and like what I'm talking about each week. And unfortunately for him, my most recent episode was detailing how his son was intricately up inside my vagina to the point where it was so good he made me cum all over his son's beard. He made me come all over his sons.

Obviously, he just went to click on the most recent episode just to get a feel for my morals and my values and like what I'm talking about each week. And unfortunately for him, my most recent episode was detailing how his son was intricately up inside my vagina to the point where it was so good he made me cum all over his son's beard. He made me come all over his sons.

Does that make it sound like the dad? No, no, not made me come. Steve's son made me come on his beard. Regardless, Steve, I forever apologize for this one. However, you're a real one because we do laugh about this to this day. We actually recently talked about this at this past Thanksgiving. Steve was having a hoot and a half. Yeah, it is funny now, but it wasn't that funny back then.