Alex Hourigan
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Dump him.
Yeah.
Let's end it there.
Thanks, chicks.
Okay.
I've been seeing this guy for three months and objectively he is the full package.
Tall, ridiculously attractive, works in architecture, sends me text me when you get home messages.
Yes.
Remembers tiny details about me and somehow smells expensive 24-7.
So she found a unicorn.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
What's the problem?
Yeah, like genuinely one of the nicest men I've ever met.
What's the problem?
He calls his mum mummy.
The problem, we could not be more different.
Oh, so you smell like shit?
I'm kidding.
I'm chaotic, loud, always late, impulsive, and think booking a flight 12 hours before takeoff counts as planning.