Alex Speers
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Podcast Appearances
Two points.
Wow.
Oh, no.
All right, Andrew, the comeback has to start now.
Okay, okay, five.
Okay, bad choice.
Which of the following stories about Bernie, the Heat's mascot, is not true?
Oh, okay.
I'm going to tell you five stories about Bernie.
Four of them are true.
One of them is not, okay?
So lock in.
You've got to focus on these stories.
Bernie once went to the hospital after being punched by Conor McGregor during a skit.
That's number one.
Number two, Bernie was once sued by an elementary school teacher who alleged that Bernie forced her to do the splits during a pep rally, causing a labral tear.
That's story number two.
Story number three, Bernie once got in a physical altercation with Fun Ship Freddy, the Carnival Cruise Lines mascot, in the tunnel during a heat game that led to Fun Ship Freddy being banned from future heat games.
That's story number three.
Story number four.