Alex Speers

Bernie once sprayed a section of fans with water.

In that section was NBA legend Dolph Shays, who punched Bernie in the face.

And story five.

Bernie once pulled a woman onto the court by her legs in Puerto Rico.

The woman turned out to be the wife of a Puerto Rico Supreme Court judge, and Bernie was sued for aggravated assault and battery.

All right, Andrew, which of those is not true?

Wes, do you want me to give you a quick synopsis of all of them, or do you remember?

No, I was paying attention.

You nailed it.

Yes.

Dang it.

Andrew, he didn't get in a fight with fun ship Freddy.

Come on.

Actually, the story with Fun Ship Freddy is that on Bernie's birthday, he tried to do a front flip over eight mascots who were laying down on the court, and he did not make it and landed squarely on Fun Ship Freddy.

And it looks like it was really painful.

I don't know about that.

There is a video of him jumping onto Fun Ship Freddy, which is very funny to watch.

So you can watch that.

Wow.

Okay, Wes, commanding lead and control the board.