Alex Tarshun

It's just below platinum.

It's just below platinum.

Well, I kind of texted my ex-girlfriend. I was like, I got on Keltoni's. I thought it would be kind of weird if she just saw me randomly.

Well, I kind of texted my ex-girlfriend. I was like, I got on Keltoni's. I thought it would be kind of weird if she just saw me randomly.

Well, I kind of texted my ex-girlfriend. I was like, I got on Keltoni's. I thought it would be kind of weird if she just saw me randomly.

Yeah, I just said, like, just give me a call, which I guess is like an emergency or something.

Yeah, I just said, like, just give me a call, which I guess is like an emergency or something.

Yeah, I just said, like, just give me a call, which I guess is like an emergency or something.

Oh, well, you know, I used to have a heart. You know, I used to be in love. And then what happened? And then... And then I got fired from my job.

Oh, well, you know, I used to have a heart. You know, I used to be in love. And then what happened? And then... And then I got fired from my job.

Oh, well, you know, I used to have a heart. You know, I used to be in love. And then what happened? And then... And then I got fired from my job.

Oh, and then it was just a series of just... Since the last time I saw her, I had two guns get pulled on me at different occasions. I went to jail a couple times, just for a weekend. Just for a weekend. You got a gun pulled on you and you went to jail? I got a gun pulled on me in Portland.

Oh, and then it was just a series of just... Since the last time I saw her, I had two guns get pulled on me at different occasions. I went to jail a couple times, just for a weekend. Just for a weekend. You got a gun pulled on you and you went to jail? I got a gun pulled on me in Portland.

Oh, and then it was just a series of just... Since the last time I saw her, I had two guns get pulled on me at different occasions. I went to jail a couple times, just for a weekend. Just for a weekend. You got a gun pulled on you and you went to jail? I got a gun pulled on me in Portland.

And then immediately the first thing I did was tell this guy a Prophet Muhammad joke while he was pointing at me. I was like, all right, this is the time.

And then immediately the first thing I did was tell this guy a Prophet Muhammad joke while he was pointing at me. I was like, all right, this is the time.

And then immediately the first thing I did was tell this guy a Prophet Muhammad joke while he was pointing at me. I was like, all right, this is the time.

Well, what I said was, hey, you want to hear a joke? Okay.

Well, what I said was, hey, you want to hear a joke? Okay.

Well, what I said was, hey, you want to hear a joke? Okay.