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Chapter 1: What can listeners expect from this episode?
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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Rippin' coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill or Die. Get up or Tony. It's good. Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?
Damn it, that felt good! How about a hand for Red Band, everybody? Hola! And how about one more time for the best damn band in the land? That is Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Fernando Castillo, and Big Mike, Michael Gonzalez on the drums. I gotta say, he's bigger than ever. He looks fucking huge today. That is Shane Greenberg on the guitar, everybody. Am I saying that right, Shane? Sean? All right.
S-H-A-A-N on my fucking sheet. I had a 50-50 shot at it. Either could be Sean or Shane. This is what happens. That's the cameraman, Yoni, over there, giving me fucking S-H-A-A-N. Take a good fucking guess. Flip a coin. Never seen Sean spelled that way. But you gotta take a chance everywhere. That's Shane Greenberg. One more time. He's a Jew, I do believe. Greenberg.
And this is Jay Stiles joining us on the keys, everybody. John Dees and Matt Muehling are out touring arenas with some big musician or some shit. I don't know what they're doing, but I like these guys. I like Jay Stiles and Sean Greenberg. And believe it or not, this is D Madness here on the bass guitar, everybody. Very exciting stuff. I am excited about this episode. It's going to be a doozy.
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Are you guys ready to start tonight's fucking show, huh? You know, every single week, I know I always hype up every single week because I book it so that it's entertaining for me. Well, this is one of those weeks where, without a doubt, it's entertaining for me and for the people. Because, ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a one-guest night. And that one guest happens to be the reigning...
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Chapter 2: Who is Harlan Williams and why is he a special guest?
Tony, for you, realistically, I'm talking real, Tony Hinchcliffe, I think you need... I'm 6'5". Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You need a Rebel 500. That's what you need. Look it up. Okay.
Okay.
Okay. He's clapping over here.
Right, that's what I'm saying, yeah. All right. Why a Rebel 500?
I don't know. It's kind of just a bland, normal, like nothing special about it bike. Jesus Christ. What the fuck? It's like, you know, it's every girl's starter bike.
You know what? I'll take two. One for me and one for the guest of the year, Harland Williams.
Well, if it's a girl's bike, just give me a Rebel Wilson 500. How about that?
There you go. Lucas Hinderlighter. Anything else crazy we should know about you before we go? Switch back to normal lights. The motorcycle part's over, thank you. No, happy to be here. You did good. You did damn good, Lucas. Sign up again. Here's the big joke book. We'd love to have you. Very funny interview. Funny stuff. Lucas Hinderlighter has arrived for the Kill Tony Universe.
Not bad. Are you really gonna get a bike, bro? No? No. I used to ride a Honda Shadow around. Really? Yeah. What's that like? Oh, it's like a chopper bike. Oh, the Shadow. Rode around Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
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Chapter 3: What was the funny story shared by Uncle Lazer?
Not even close. My mom did not expect to die. Probably, like, just under $10,000.
Oh, okay. So you have a little time. How much is your rent?
A good bit.
A ballpark.
$1,800.
Do you live by yourself?
I do.
Okay. So you have about six or seven months left. to get a job.
I'm frugal.
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