Ian Simon
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Podcast Appearances
How you guys doing? Everybody good? Fantastic. Fantastic. Oh, this is fucking amazing. I got to take a piss so bad. I just forgot to share it with you guys. Didn't have time. So I was thinking, do you think Muslims ever say Allah is the bomb? I was just thinking about random shit all the damn time. I was thinking the best place to pick up women is probably Planned Parenthood.
How you guys doing? Everybody good? Fantastic. Fantastic. Oh, this is fucking amazing. I got to take a piss so bad. I just forgot to share it with you guys. Didn't have time. So I was thinking, do you think Muslims ever say Allah is the bomb? I was just thinking about random shit all the damn time. I was thinking the best place to pick up women is probably Planned Parenthood.
How you guys doing? Everybody good? Fantastic. Fantastic. Oh, this is fucking amazing. I got to take a piss so bad. I just forgot to share it with you guys. Didn't have time. So I was thinking, do you think Muslims ever say Allah is the bomb? I was just thinking about random shit all the damn time. I was thinking the best place to pick up women is probably Planned Parenthood.
Because you know there's a good chance they put out, and if things don't go well... Just a suggestion. Let's see. You know what fucking sucks? I've been wearing hats my whole life, OK? Because I didn't want this cul-de-sac fucking thing. I don't mind the going bald, but why isn't it just all bald, OK? Why the fuck is, it just doesn't make any sense. You get the cul-de-sac, and then what is this?
Because you know there's a good chance they put out, and if things don't go well... Just a suggestion. Let's see. You know what fucking sucks? I've been wearing hats my whole life, OK? Because I didn't want this cul-de-sac fucking thing. I don't mind the going bald, but why isn't it just all bald, OK? Why the fuck is, it just doesn't make any sense. You get the cul-de-sac, and then what is this?
Because you know there's a good chance they put out, and if things don't go well... Just a suggestion. Let's see. You know what fucking sucks? I've been wearing hats my whole life, OK? Because I didn't want this cul-de-sac fucking thing. I don't mind the going bald, but why isn't it just all bald, OK? Why the fuck is, it just doesn't make any sense. You get the cul-de-sac, and then what is this?
Anybody else bald out there? Don't lie to me. There's lights. I can see you. It gleams. Anyway, this thing, this fucking island. Why is there a fucking island?
Anybody else bald out there? Don't lie to me. There's lights. I can see you. It gleams. Anyway, this thing, this fucking island. Why is there a fucking island?
Anybody else bald out there? Don't lie to me. There's lights. I can see you. It gleams. Anyway, this thing, this fucking island. Why is there a fucking island?
Fuck, this is crazy. How's everybody doing?
Fuck, this is crazy. How's everybody doing?
Fuck, this is crazy. How's everybody doing?