Liv Taylor
Appearances
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for your next bucket pool. We're going to meet her all together. It is Liv Taylor. Liv Taylor.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
What's up, Austin? I am Liv. I did just move to Austin. On the contrary, I do not have two sisters named Laugh and Love. Okay, that was stupid, sorry. Yeah, I did just move to Austin. My husband died last year, which is, you know, pretty unfortunate. But men don't like to be told that women are better drivers. So as a woman, I've just proved my point, okay?
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
I did always tell him I was a better driver. Unfortunately, it took for him to just take me a little too seriously. I've pretty much lost everything that's in my head right now, because there's a giant light shining in my face. Anyways, I also have anxiety, so any time that I masturbate, I immediately think of my dead mom. Like, I know I'm shaming God, but, like, Grandma? Sorry.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
My husband though, he was a freak. I like to say that he's now watching from his favorite point of view, which is from my asshole. Great, love that.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
He was just trying to go off a ramp and was dumb. Didn't do it right.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
No, he literally parted ways. We were, sorry, we were together that night, literally went apart and then he... What were you guys doing together that night? We were at a strip club.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
He was parked one way, I was parked the other. We were driving separate cars.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
No. You guys went two separate... We got into an argument that night.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
I didn't want to spend the money at the strip club, but I'm a good wife.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
He wanted to go and I didn't want to go and I was like, fuck it, let's just go.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
Okay, when we were downtown, I'm from Georgia. We were downtown, and he wanted to go to the strip club. I didn't want to go. We were moseying around until I just finally gave in. I was like, fine, let's fucking go. It's not even a strip club. It's a titty bar. It's a sad excuse.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
I'm going to go to my truck and I said, I'm going to go party with these friends you just made.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
I thought he was going to follow with, but you know, I was wrong. It's cool.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
I have not found a job, but I will have to eventually. So, yeah, I'll probably end up doing it.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
Not even close. My mom did not expect to die. Probably, like, just under $10,000.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
I have dogs at home. I have two beagles, so I hang out with them.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
I'm really very homebody. Since I moved out here, I've just really been trying to explore and be by the pool and chill and relax and just try to honestly find a new life.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
I'm not even joking. Like, I got a phone call the next morning that my mom died.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
No, the guy stopped, and yeah. He did it the right way, but, you know.