Zeth Burton
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All right, how are we doing, everybody? Yeah? You know, I'm pretty tall. I come up here, I'm 6'5", you know, 200 pounds. You see any ladies out there. But anyway, so I hit about 6'5", 200 pounds. I was 12 years old. And, you know, no one really tells you, like, that's... You deal with a lot of stuff.
All right, how are we doing, everybody? Yeah? You know, I'm pretty tall. I come up here, I'm 6'5", you know, 200 pounds. You see any ladies out there. But anyway, so I hit about 6'5", 200 pounds. I was 12 years old. And, you know, no one really tells you, like, that's... You deal with a lot of stuff.
All right, how are we doing, everybody? Yeah? You know, I'm pretty tall. I come up here, I'm 6'5", you know, 200 pounds. You see any ladies out there. But anyway, so I hit about 6'5", 200 pounds. I was 12 years old. And, you know, no one really tells you, like, that's... You deal with a lot of stuff.
Like, I was, like, my nickname's, like, Saggy because I have saggy nipples, you know, like... Okay, you can laugh. It's fine. They call me Shrek, my football team, you know? And no one tells you, but as soon as I hit 12 years old, no one wanted to molest me anymore, man. It was over, you know? God. All right, this is a comment. Oh, God. But, oh, man. You know? But I'm from Texas.
Like, I was, like, my nickname's, like, Saggy because I have saggy nipples, you know, like... Okay, you can laugh. It's fine. They call me Shrek, my football team, you know? And no one tells you, but as soon as I hit 12 years old, no one wanted to molest me anymore, man. It was over, you know? God. All right, this is a comment. Oh, God. But, oh, man. You know? But I'm from Texas.
Like, I was, like, my nickname's, like, Saggy because I have saggy nipples, you know, like... Okay, you can laugh. It's fine. They call me Shrek, my football team, you know? And no one tells you, but as soon as I hit 12 years old, no one wanted to molest me anymore, man. It was over, you know? God. All right, this is a comment. Oh, God. But, oh, man. You know? But I'm from Texas.
Give it up for Texas, everybody. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, let's chill out, okay? Yeah, like, growing up in Texas, high school's a lot different out here. Like, we didn't bring anything but a car to school days, so they're showing up in horses and tractors. And, you know, in career days, they're showing up in white hoods and crosses, you know? It's pretty crazy. I love it, man.
Give it up for Texas, everybody. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, let's chill out, okay? Yeah, like, growing up in Texas, high school's a lot different out here. Like, we didn't bring anything but a car to school days, so they're showing up in horses and tractors. And, you know, in career days, they're showing up in white hoods and crosses, you know? It's pretty crazy. I love it, man.
Give it up for Texas, everybody. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, let's chill out, okay? Yeah, like, growing up in Texas, high school's a lot different out here. Like, we didn't bring anything but a car to school days, so they're showing up in horses and tractors. And, you know, in career days, they're showing up in white hoods and crosses, you know? It's pretty crazy. I love it, man.
Oh, I mean, no, I... Oh, shoot, okay.
Oh, I mean, no, I... Oh, shoot, okay.
Oh, I mean, no, I... Oh, shoot, okay.
Oh, I was just saying, like, you know, when I was 15, we had, like, gun safety classes because they wanted to get to those school shooters early, you know? But they wish they had gotten me, though.
Oh, I was just saying, like, you know, when I was 15, we had, like, gun safety classes because they wanted to get to those school shooters early, you know? But they wish they had gotten me, though.
Oh, I was just saying, like, you know, when I was 15, we had, like, gun safety classes because they wanted to get to those school shooters early, you know? But they wish they had gotten me, though.
I mean, you know, like, dogs and stuff, you know?
I mean, you know, like, dogs and stuff, you know?
I mean, you know, like, dogs and stuff, you know?
I stole a shoe from a dog. It mounted me, man, and it just, like, just totally, like, kept it tight so it penetrated me, man.
I stole a shoe from a dog. It mounted me, man, and it just, like, just totally, like, kept it tight so it penetrated me, man.