Cassandra Hartford
👤 Speaker
120
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
On the contrary, I do not have two sisters named Laugh and Love.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
My husband died last year, which is, you know, pretty unfortunate.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
But men don't like to be told that women are better drivers.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
So as a woman, I've just proved my point, okay?
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
I did always tell him I was a better driver.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
Unfortunately, it took for him to just take me a little too seriously.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
I've pretty much lost everything that's in my head right now because there's a giant light shining in my face.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
Anyways, I also have anxiety, so any time that I masturbate, I immediately think of my dead mom.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
Like, I know I'm shaming God, but, like, Grandma...
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
My husband, though, he was a freak.
KILL TONY
KT #719 - HARLAND WILLIAMS
I like to say that he's now watching from his favorite point of view, which is from my asshole.