Alex Tarshun

Yeah.

Well, Monday was good for me, last Monday. Tuesday was kind of rough. Uh-huh.

Well, Monday was good for me, last Monday. Tuesday was kind of rough. Uh-huh.

Well, Monday was good for me, last Monday. Tuesday was kind of rough. Uh-huh.

I got a phone call from my apartment, and they were just like, so we heard you had eight dogs. We just wanted to know when you're leaving. And I was like, all right, well, you know, it's been a long week. I got a couple of new apartments lined up. New strategy for a new apartment, just going to lie.

I got a phone call from my apartment, and they were just like, so we heard you had eight dogs. We just wanted to know when you're leaving. And I was like, all right, well, you know, it's been a long week. I got a couple of new apartments lined up. New strategy for a new apartment, just going to lie.

I got a phone call from my apartment, and they were just like, so we heard you had eight dogs. We just wanted to know when you're leaving. And I was like, all right, well, you know, it's been a long week. I got a couple of new apartments lined up. New strategy for a new apartment, just going to lie.

Well, it's because I got home so late that it was just like screeches and squeals for like a couple hours.

Well, it's because I got home so late that it was just like screeches and squeals for like a couple hours.

Well, it's because I got home so late that it was just like screeches and squeals for like a couple hours.

Well, first off, my chances of being a public school teacher are plummeting. Why?

Well, first off, my chances of being a public school teacher are plummeting. Why?

Well, first off, my chances of being a public school teacher are plummeting. Why?

I was working on my teaching certificate, like, thinking, like, I'm going to get somewhere off to hang out with my dogs. And then I was just like, like, There's something about saying nigga on stage. It's just not gonna work for me, you know?

I was working on my teaching certificate, like, thinking, like, I'm going to get somewhere off to hang out with my dogs. And then I was just like, like, There's something about saying nigga on stage. It's just not gonna work for me, you know?

I was working on my teaching certificate, like, thinking, like, I'm going to get somewhere off to hang out with my dogs. And then I was just like, like, There's something about saying nigga on stage. It's just not gonna work for me, you know?

No, I'm like black and like moulinon.

No, I'm like black and like moulinon.

No, I'm like black and like moulinon.

Well, I think, I mean, like, if you just Google me, like, it just comes up that, like, I prank phone called the suicide hotline by accident. Really? Yeah, like, if you Google me already, like, there's, like, it's already, like, it was already dicey, like, to think that I'd get the job in the first place.