Alex

5.

If you retrieve the dish, don't ever eat what's in it.

Instead, dump it all in the waste bin.

6.

Like the bellboy, it's possible the landline in your room will start ringing for you.

If you don't hear it ring at all, then I'm happy to tell you that you're free to relax for the rest of the night, so long as you continue to follow stat 1-4.

I would also advise that you look for another hotel in the morning, because you absolutely never want to hear the phone ring during your stay here.

7.

If you're unfortunate enough to hear the phone ring, pick it up.

A woman will tell you to do three things.

However, her requests vary each time she calls, so I can't tell you what they will be.

But no matter what she tells you to do, those tasks must be completed.

If you fail any of them, she will come to you and complete them herself, and she won't be happy about it.

8.

Absolutely never ever leave a room unless you're instructed to do so.

If you under any other circumstances break this rule, you will never be found.

9.

Your bathroom light will come on at some point, and you'll hear the toilet flush and sink start to run like someone's just finishing up their business.

You must be in bed when this happens.

Close your eyes, and do not open them until you hear it leave your room.