Alex
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Appearances Over Time
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So I destroyed all my very expensive equipment in a fit of rage.
After, I thought, at least I'll have peace now.
The next day, I bought a whole new system even better than the last one.
I was sure there was no way they could get to me this time.
After many hours of installing and updating my equipment, I was finally ready to get back to work.
I started with this guy I'd been picking on for quite some time.
He was such an easy target.
I'd bet he cried himself to sleep every night.
To start, I'd just send a crying emoji.
I knew that's all it would take to set him off.
Instantly, he replied with a video of me sitting in front of my laptop crying.
I don't know where he got it, or if it was even real.
I had no choice but to move on to my next victim, this time a woman who just loved posting images of her ugly dog Rex.
People are too sensitive about their pets.
They can't even take a joke.
I sent a slightly edited photo of her perch and said he looked like Jabba the Hutt, which she replied with a similar image of me after a particularly long week of eating nothing but snack food.
And she said you can talk lol.
The worst thing was it actually got to me, so I called it a day and went to bed.
The next morning I was awakened by a message alert on my phone.
I had a link to a website and there was a photo of me with my name and address, email, even my phone number with every username I had ever used.