Alfie
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Hello, my name is Alfie and I'm not quite dead.
No.
I'm Alfie and if you're listening to this tape, I'm probably dead or not quite dead, but in a different kind of way and... Jesus, this all sounds ridiculous, doesn't it?
This is a lot more difficult than I thought it would be.
Did I think it would be easy to write my own obituary?
Is that what this even is?
Honestly, I didn't give it much thought before I sat down.
I just knew I had to say something.
Leave a little piece of me behind, you know.
So, the basics.
I'm Alfie.
I used to be an A&E nurse, but now I'm just me.
I haven't left my flat in days.
I think I'm dying.
I know I'm dying.
I should be dead already.
But I'm not.
There's been a lot going on, honestly.
And I just need to say all this now before I make any decisions.
Because whatever I choose, I'm dead or undead.