Alice

Okay.

Yeah.

Favorite's easy.

Okay.

I don't have a least favorite, but I have a story from my childhood.

So I have nothing against Zachary Taylor, except there was this girl in my elementary school class and she was adamant.

Her last name was Taylor, which now that I know when I'm an adult, that's like one of the most common last names.

And she may have been related to Zachary Taylor, but boy, was she just insufferable about it every single day.

For the like four years I knew her, she talked about how, well, my great grandfather, Zachary Taylor, the former president, said, and I was like, who is this crazy person?

So I have no personal vendetta.

Exactly.

And then I looked into him and I was like, that's your grandfather?

Not grandfather.

She insisted it was like a direct line.

It was like a great, great grandfather.

And she was like the sole heir.

I Wikipedia'd it since then, but she talked about it every single day.

And that's not an exaggeration.

It was like first grade, second grade, third grade, fourth grade, fifth grade.

And then I moved and I was like, good riddance to the Zachary Taylor spawn.