Alie Ward

Does enamel wear down or do your teeth say, hey, we've got a lot of pressure.

I better build this up.

Yeah.

We need a tooth episode.

I know.

But your pod mother recently found out that his tooth clenching at night has worn down his enamel and contributed to cavities.

And he is pissed.

And now he has to wear a night guard.

But he can't really talk with it yet because he just got it.

So in bed, he'll turn out the light to go to sleep.

But then he thinks of something else to tell me.

And I can't understand a word he says.

But it's spitty and it's charming.

Mouth garters, you're not alone.

You're doing great.

So patrons asking about historical tooth decay.

Katie Elmer, Emma T., Rot Weisswaffel, Han the Bee, Kim Grenier, Ere Victor, Empress of Smallwood, Mariah Walzer, and Deli Dames.

This was a good question.

Also, everyone, you got to brush your kitties and doggies teeth.

We love their disgusting devil breath, but you've got to get in there, rub them with a little veterinary toothpaste and a brush or a rag, tell them they're precious and perfect babies.