Alie Ward

He's exceptionally hard to get a hold of.

He is the only skunk expert who will do.

I've had my eyes on him forever.

Jerry, email me back.

I love you.

Also, no patrons asked this question, which was shocking to me.

How about coyote vests?

Yeah, like spiky little vests.

They have a lot of like plastic, bright colored spikes.

They're so metal, even though they're plastic.

But I have a 12 pounder who is...

the sharpest, but also I'm sure delicious.

What about the neck?

Does the neck have to be protected more than other areas?

And just a heads up, yes, many versions of this coyote vest, or I suppose it's really an anti-coyote vest, they feature like sex pistols level spiked collars as well.

And it was invented, I just read this, it made me so sad.

It was invented by a Southern California man who was mourning his late 10-pound little white fluffy poodle named Buffy, who was stealthily stalked by a coyote while they were at this busy dog park.

And the coyote pounced, grabbed Fluffy by the neck, shook her to death in front of her distraught owners.

And then the coyote scampered away up a steep hill.

They ran after her.