Alie Ward

It can definitely happen.

HSV is like, yeah.

Again, her astoundingly wonderful book is called Strange Bedfellows, Adventures in the Science, History, and Surprising Secrets of STDs.

And the chapter in question is called Bushwhacked, Untangling Pubic Hair and STIs.

I love her.

Do we need it as a, I guess they call it a muff.

Do we need it as sort of a muffler, like a little, does a full bush protect you from certain frictions that could put your skin down there at risk?

I have no proof, but I think so.

Are we still seeing crabs in the year 2026?

Oh my God, I miss crabs.

So do you have to then instruct them to like machine wash hot everything they have?

Yes.

This is tragically true.

if you're a pubic lice.

But let's go back in time to the good days, 3.3 million years ago, when the pubic lice made its evolutionary leap to proto-humans from its former flame, gorillas.

According to the 2021 paper in the World Journal of Clinical Cases titled, Crab Lice Infestation in Unilateral Eyelashes and Adjacent Eyelids, a Case Report,

Pubic lice can also hit your eyes.

Cases involving the eyelashes are rare, but they can be spread through sexual contact or by dirty towels or skin.

If you want pubic lice in your eyelids, get eyelash extensions.

Those are slightly more desirable habitat for our tiny little friends.