Alie Ward

Now, another vacation destination for crabs, Mormon armpits.

According to a 2022 article inquisitively titled, Are Mormon College Students Getting Pubic Crabs in Their Armpits?

And this article reports some rumors and some firsthand tales of

pubic lice spreading to armpits as an intercourse alternative.

Now, The Pestilential Past of Bithyrius Pubis, which A-plus title, that was a presentation at the British Dermatology 100th Annual Conference.

And this paper, what a delight.

It takes an endearingly pro-lice stance, lamenting all the sex-in-the-city-induced trends of full waxing.

And this poster reads, Deforestation can have

devastating impact on Pythurius as they are largely fixed to the pubic hair and they move slowly.

Without long-term housing, the louse has to move on or die.

But lice are ancient and resourceful, it says, so it's likely that they will outsmart mankind and be here long after humans are gone.

It says, wow, that's inspiring for lice.

It's maybe a little dark for us, but they're probably not wrong.

So, you know, cut bangs, text your crush, dance around in a public

or pubic square.

I know.

You said 25 years, which to me seems incomprehensible because you were very youthful.

And I understand the lore of you standing around in Berkeley dressed as a condom.

Yes.

You have been in advocacy for...