Alison Rosen

Well, you do it.

He was expected—I know I don't have to tell you, Allison, but for those who don't know—

that Geno Smith was projected to go as high as the second overall pick, and instead he didn't get taken at all in the first day.

So there's a fair amount of humiliation.

They say he is not going to ever be back in the NFL.

Really?

CFL teams, there's already conjecture he may go to the CFL.

But yeah, Tim Tebow maybe could go and do that, but we have no evidence that suggests he's ready to play that.

I should know this.

Played another position.

If he had a slightly straighter brother who stayed back and played football, that would be – I was going to say, you know, yeah, you take him and then – and he conceives a child with the patriarch of the Brady Bunch, Mike Brady –

Once against the permanent, yes.

And to throw in the Tom Selleck mustache, which then allows us to transition into the big story of the week.

Marcus Allen's brother.

If Tim Tebow is resolute about his interest in playing QB, then it would seem that his best path to return would be to go to Canada,

Just like he could become Canada's Bo Jackson, two-sport athlete.

Yeah, terrific.

I predict that Mark Sanchez will join him because I can't imagine that you draft Geno Smith and then you're going to carry this circus act, Mark Sanchez, and that battle all through training camp.

Best to kick him out, too, and start anew.

Anyway, so that's that.