John Densmore + Michael Dubin (Carolla Classics)

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What is the purpose of Corolla Classics?

Giovanni 0:15
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics, and you can find the ad-free archives exclusively available through PodcastOne.plus. If you'd like to find the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, as well as The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, and the podcast Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcorolla.com. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 1046.
Giovanni 0:45
This one's from 2013, featuring guest Michael Dubin, along with Alison Rosen and Brian Bishop. Hope you guys enjoy.
Adam Carolla 0:54
Welcome to the program. Good day, Alison Rosen.
John Densmore 0:57
Hello, Adam Carolla.
Adam Carolla 0:58
Good day, Bald Brian. Hey, hey, hey. Don't you guys think... A couple experiences today. Don't you think you can kind of tell a lot about an individual by just how they park their car? How they choose to park their car. Like, first off... Do you need more than to just sort of study parking patterns to know if you would be compatible with this person, if this is a good person or this is a selfish person?
John Densmore 1:27
It speaks volumes. Unlike the condition or dirtiness of the car, which has nothing to do with the quality of the person who drives it.
Adam Carolla 1:33
That is right, Birdshipmobile.
Giovanni 1:35
You know why it's a great tell of a person's whatever? Because everything else, the person, the dress, their whatever, their hairstyle or lack thereof, it's all conscious. This is how I present myself. Right. The parking is completely subconscious. They're here. They're at their place and they're parking. Are they ready to be?
Adam Carolla 1:51
Yes. I and we always hear those studies where it takes people an average of two minutes and 21 seconds to pull out of a parking spot. But if someone's waiting for it, it goes up to three minutes and 18 seconds or something like that, which is sad. But sadly, I believe it. But I do. I like watch the way people park and not only the way they park. In terms of are they selfish, are they humanitarians, but just what's the thinking behind it? Examples? Yes.
Giovanni 2:20
In this room.
Adam Carolla 2:21
It happens today. Well, no. Occasionally people come to the show and I have a parking lot here that probably holds 10, 11 cars and they will park their car at the end of the gate that leads into the driveway like a cork on our parking lot. Like they'll put a cork. They'll literally like park their car and they won't pull up. They could pull up. There's a car in front of them, but it's 20 feet in front of them. And it won't solve everything. But if they pull all the way up, then eight of the 11 cars can get out. But they'll just park it like a fucking car cork at the top of the parking lot.
John Densmore 2:57
Like a tampon.
Adam Carolla 2:58
That's an interesting one. They're the ones. They're also the people that will not fucking pull up. They just won't pull up. And then there's the I will park behind you. And I'll tell you what happened. Here's what happened to me. I have hypervigilance.

How can parking habits reveal personality traits?

Adam Carolla 3:10
So I'm everything in life. Bugs the shit out of me. And also, I can't figure it out. Like, I'm doing an interview with a radio station today, and Stacy, the tutor, pulls up to tutor the kids. And I'm just hovering around my office.
Giovanni 3:31
Sorry, but no, they're not in first grade yet. They're being tutored. Carry on.
Adam Carolla 3:37
I don't know.
John Densmore 3:38
They're falling behind and they're paste eating.
Adam Carolla 3:41
I don't know.
John Densmore 3:41
It might be that all the parents have tutors for their kids. So therefore, your kid will fall behind without Stacy. Something like that.
Adam Carolla 3:48
Anyway, whatever. She's coming over to do some tutoring. And I'm on the phone and I hear from Olga. that she's taken Natalia out and they're going ice skating or whatever it is. So I'm just up in the office and I'm watching Stacy and Stacy's pulling up. And even though there's more than a cars with parking space next to Olga's car, she chooses to stop and just park right behind Olga's car and get out of her car and come in the house.

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