Alison Rosen

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Yes, Travel and Leisure did their first ever airport survey and asked readers to rate America's 22 major airports in seven categories. And guess what came in at number one worst overall airport? I figured it'd be LAX. I honestly did.

Meillä on niin paljon tapahtumaa. Meillä on niin paljon kestävää. Meillä on niin paljon taitoja, mutta emme kestänyt enää puolesta. Onko se Tim Couch tai David Carr? Luulen, että se on hieman enemmän Jamarcus Russell. Mutta jokaisella tavalla. Ja paikalla, joka arvostaa näkökulmaa niin paljon ja joka on todennäköisesti rauhassa. Meillä on paljon heikkoja käsiä ja heikkoja rauhoja täällä. Eikö tuotantopuoli näyttäisi todella hyvältä ja ole todella ystävällinen ja itse asiassa olla hieman hirveä? Ei itse asiassa ole hieman hirveä?

Yeah, but do you do the one where it makes no sound? On occasion. Because LAX is a big loud flash lens of the gods fart. LA is...

That's what I said.

At one point you said this. I don't think this is what you're referring to. I think this is part of a longer rant. You picked out the nice thing you said. Oh, okay. The weather didn't suck. The weather didn't suck. All right. Well, that's not what I was talking about, but either way.

Yeah, that's weird looking, right? It is. Everyone does this thing where they go, you can get to the ocean in 25 minutes, you can get to the mountains in an hour. Isn't that wonderful? I guess the answer is yes, but the school system is unusable, the traffic is horrible, businesses are fleeing. I don't give credit to Villarugosa or the city council for the mountains or the ocean.

Pot holes and a-holes. That's Los Angeles.

I have a question. We live sort of on the east side of LA. If we all lived on the wet more towards the west where it was like, you know, like where Brian is. Yeah. Would we have a different opinion? Because I am definitely firmly in your camp now that I live in a hovel. Yes. A nice place that's located in a hovel of a neighborhood. You need gay folks who give a shit.

Do you think white wrought iron is a good idea? No, she's saying it gets dirty fast. I'm asking, well, no. Is that the problem?

So I'm not sure what to do exactly. Let me say this. While this is not a screaming endorsement, if I was trying to blow someone off, I probably wouldn't have texted back after they called. Oh, maybe I would. I don't know. That's pretty polite. She's not really blowing them off. Listen, you will have your answer momentarily. You can literally just ask her what she's doing this weekend. And now here's the deal.

You understand? This goes for everyone. Title of your next book. But here's the thing. Even though you might not feel a Kevin Bacon level passion for someone, you could still, when you just meet them, be open to going out with them again and just not have the feelings yet. That's what I'm saying. You're somewhere in between.

Oh, I would love to. I'm so glad you called. But you know what? This really sucks. I have to go out of town this weekend. But I will be back. Oh, my schedule is kind of up in the air. But I really do want to go out. So let's just keep in touch. I would say that. Or I would say that I am ruining this improv. And also I might say, you know what, I'll be back on Thursday. You'll be back Thursday. Oh, can you hang on one second? Yeah.

Hello? Hey, it's Kevin Bacon. Hey, what are you up to this weekend? Hi. Nothing. Good, let's go out. I don't have a job anymore. I just quit it. Hello? Are you back? Okay, Kevin, call you later. Hello? Sorry about that. That was my brother. That wasn't Kevin Bacon, was it? I wish. I've been burned before. I was dating a chick who dumped me for Kevin Bacon in the past. There's no way it could happen twice.

What did she look like, just out of curiosity? Sort of like you. Like Keira Sedgwick a little bit. Someone on the other line? Hang on one second. Hello? Hey, it's Kevin again. Hey, Kevin! I feel like you brushed me off last time. What happened? We were having a conversation on the phone, a connection. There's another guy out there, isn't there? No! No! I don't know what happened. It's my phone. It's a new phone. It's weird. Okay, well get a new phone. Meet me this weekend. I gotta go. Okay. Bye!

All right, Alison Rosen, you have some news? Yeah, but all I've been thinking about since I've heard Big City Blues is the fact that he was in the show that almost spun off from Facts of Life. You played an artist, right? Yeah, I played an artist, actor, artist, yeah. And David Spade played a sleazy doctor who offered free breast exams. Really? You saw it? Yes! She was not acting. She was fat in high school. You saw that show? Yes, and the key was on the bum's head.