Alison Rosen

Oh my god. Ask me anything. It's when Natalie went off to the big city because she felt like as a reporter she really couldn't do what she wanted to do in Peekskill. But then she ended up moving back. How many times have you watched this? I don't know. The normal amount. Eight or nine. Whatever. Probably like twice or thrice or something. It's very good. Well, I hate to tell you, but that's not...

Very exciting. News. And now I'm imagining the news theme song is going to sound extra weird to him.

Ystävämme David Alan Greer on saanut hyvää uutta tänään, koska Porgy & Bess oli nominoitu 10 Tonys. Ja hän itse asiassa oli nominoitu best performance by a featured actor in a musical for Porgy & Bess. Super talented guy. Ja tässä on osa siitä, mitä hän sanoi. Minä olen soittanut ja hollannut. Tuntuu, että minä olen saanut voimani jo. Minä näin hänet rauhassa muutama vuosi sitten Broadwayin. Ja hän oli nominoitu siitä myös. Hän ei voinut, mutta hän oli nominoitu siitä myös.

He said, it just feels to me and from the people I talked to who worked on the production like validation. From the very beginning, this show had so much controversy, article after article. If we even had a right to do what we were doing, should it be on Broadway? How dare they? Oh, really? I didn't know it was so controversial. It was crazy. I didn't even know if we'd make it to Broadway. I want to hear some more dag drops. I just love me some dag. He's such a talented guy. Leaving the death row!

Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby girl after being pregnant for what seems like 18 months. The baby is named Maxwell Drew Johnson, and she weighed 9 pounds 13 ounces and measured 21 and three quarters inches long. When did shitting out kids become so fucking noble? Isn't that the one thing we can all agree on as human beings as we procreate?

Ymmärrätkö, että olet iso ja olet eri ajan ja olet sydäntäinen. Jumala, mennään. Se tuntuu, että se pitäisi olla kaikkein luonnollinen asia maailmassa, mutta ajattelen myös, että on koko yritys, joka tuntee, että jos et tehdä oikein, lapsi ei tullut ulos.

Yeah, a line of baby somethings. Wipes and diaper genies and all sorts of shit. Oh, God. All right. We wish her well. Here's what I want to know, though. You know the term baby bump? It seems to me that that came out of nowhere and then was everywhere within the last, I don't know, five years. I'd never heard it before that. Is it just that all of a sudden I became aware of it and then it was everywhere? Or did someone invent that and make us all say it? Baby bump? Baby bump.

A man is suing BMW, claiming that the seat on his BMW motorcycle gave him an erection lasting nearly two years. According to the suit... I could see a Ducati doing that for you, but BMW, that's a touring bike, that's not that exciting. According to the suit, the rigid seat on his 1993 motorcycle left him with mental and emotional anguish after allegedly causing an extreme case of priapism, also known as a long-lasting erection. Henry Wolfe, that's the...

Erect man. Fucking wife should be suing BMW, not him. Has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride, according to his attorney, and he is now unable to engage in sexual activity. Really? Is that counterintuitive to anyone? I feel like you couldn't engage, you couldn't go back to your accounting firm. Right, yeah. Sex is the one place this might be acceptable, if not appreciated. Yeah, this is the one thing you can do with your boner, right? Right.

He should really make lemonade. I guess it's painful. And that would probably be difficult as well, to bend weirdly. And so this alleged case of priapism began after he took a four-hour ride on his motorcycle. And by the way, priapism, which I'm possibly pronouncing wrong. No, that's right. It's named after the Greek fertility god Priapus, who is commonly depicted as having an unusually large erection. I've never seen this god depicted, and I don't need to right now.

Speaking of turtles, a man who tried to sneak 55 live turtles and tortoises packed in snack food boxes into the U.S. I just did 10 minutes on turtles and your next story was a turtle story? Well, I had to shuffle the papers and bring it up. But you had a turtle story. Would I make this up? No, you couldn't. Impossible. How weird is that? Okay, so he's going to federal prison.

Atsushi Yamagami oli syntynyt 21 kuukauden jälkeen ja pyytänyt vastaan 18 403 dollaria. Se on hyvin erityinen numero. Yamagami on kuvattu suurin eläintekijä. Ja monia live-reptilejä, joita hän yritti hyödyntää Amerikassa, olivat suhteita, jotka olivat vahvistuneita kansainvälinen maahanmuutoksen ja vahvistuneita suhteita.

Täällä on aikaa takapuolelle. Miten voit kertoa? Olen menossa loppuun ja takapuolelle ja otan sen takaisin. Ei ole koskaan pysynyt pysyväksi pysyväksi pysyväksi pysyväksi pysyväksi pysyväksi pysyväksi pysyväksi pysyväksi pysyväksi pysyväksi pysyväksi

Tällä hetkellä en ollut myöntämällä itseäni, mutta jonkinlainen syy, että olemme yrittäneet yhdistää rauhoja. Jotenkin rauha, jonka annin hänelle, oli sama kuin se, jota hän antoi paikallisuuteen. Eikö se ole haastavaa? Haluatko tietää, mitä se oli? Se oli magellinen sää. Muistatko sitä? Se oli kuin... Se tuli kolme eri väliä. Se näyttäisi kuin hieno rauha, jonka teit, ja sitten se teki pieniä kastereita.

Biden on varmasti pahoittanut Obamaa, että hän on laittanut hänet vaikeaan paikkaan. Viimeiset neljä vuotta? Obama sanoi, että hän teki päätöksentekoisen päätöksentekoisen päätöksentekoisen päätöksentekoisen päätöksentekoisen.

So senior administration officials who did not want to be named said that Wednesday morning Biden apologized to Obama.

What about being a waiter, a piloting of someone's food? Because I feel like it's pretty rare that people are like, what a great waiter. Well, here's the thing about waiter.

Minä tykkään kokpitista. Minä tykkään kokpitista myös. Se tarkoittaa jotain muuta. Minä tykkään kokpitista myös. Minä kutsun pörssini kokpitista. Se ei tarkoita mitään, mutta se on vain se, mitä minä kutsun. Minä tykkään kokpitista. Minä tykkään kokpitista. Minä tykkään kokpitista. Minä tykkään kokpitista. Minä tykkään kokpitista.

And what's his nose? I like a what's his nuts from time to time. Yeah. I would keep that in my cockpit. I try not even to know the name of the people I work around. You do well. Good job so far. Thank you. So Time Magazine has a woman on the cover who's breastfeeding her three-year-old.

People are freaking out about this. It's a story about attachment parenting, which is a philosophy designed to foster a secure bond to the child co-sleeping or the family bed and breastfeeding. Yeah, I know. They're breastfeeding in a truck in the parking lot, by the way, right next to my car. I caught a look today.