Alison Rosen

Pizza Hut.

had this PR stunt they were going to pull where they wanted someone to show up at the presidential debate on Tuesday, the town hall style one, and ask the candidates a question that I think all Americans wonder, which is, do you prefer sausage or pepperoni on your pizza?

And if someone did this, they were going to offer them a pizza a week for life.

A lifetime supply of weekly pizza, which evidently means just 30 years.

Or 30 whole years.

But then there was such negative press about this stunt.

Like Gawker wrote, want free Pizza Hut pizza for life?

Just make a mockery of the American democratic system on live TV.

Yeah, it's true.

If this if this whole thing wasn't put out there by Pizza Hut, I think people would have less of a problem with it.

Played right into their hot box.

So, yeah, now they're saying, let's not do this.

It was a bad idea.

We're just going to select someone online.

So this was after 9-11?

And then you'd wonder, is it bad for me that I just ate around the mold?

That's the news.

I'm Alison Rosen.

Zip it, mateys.

And now I'll sleep tonight.