Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

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What is discussed at the start of this section?

Giovanni 0:15
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show. If you'd like to hear any of the full episodes played today, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's sub stack, adamcorolla.substack.com. There you'll find the complete uncensored Adam Corolla Show archives. ad-free, along with the archives of The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the new podcast, Beat It Out. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcurla.com. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Curla Show 933 with actor Lake Bell, Alison Rosen, Brian Bishop.
Giovanni 0:48
This one's from 2012. Lake's a huge gearhead. I think it's a familial connection. She has a bunch of stuff. She was on Carcast. She really gets along with Adam. It's a fun episode. Hope you guys enjoy.
Ray Oldhoffer 1:02
Good day, Allison Rosen.
Alison Rosen 1:03
Hello, Adam Carolla.
Ray Oldhoffer 1:05
Good day, Bald Brian. Dude. I brought my little Sonny Bunny with me today. We were watching football over at Kimmel's Theater. Actually, we went over to his theater. Cousin Sal set us up over there. Had a nice time. Maybe he'll come in and say hi at some point.
Giovanni 1:23
You've got to ease a kid like that into football like that, in that environment, because he's going to think that everyone watches games like that.
Ray Oldhoffer 1:28
Yeah, it was pretty funny because they're up on the third floor, and as we were walking up the stairs, I just heard Cousin Sal yell as loud as he could possibly yell, Fuck! Dallas lost by, like, two points, and just the loudest, echoey as fuck rang out throughout the halls.
Alison Rosen 1:46
For him, the fucked holes.
Ray Oldhoffer 1:47
Yes, as we were just—he couldn't see our heads peek up above the stairs yet. We were just coming up the long cement stairwell, and just heard the loudest F-bomb ever. Sonny, did you have a good time over there?
Sonny Carolla 1:59
Yeah.
Ray Oldhoffer 2:00
Yeah, what'd you do? What'd you like?
Sonny Carolla 2:02
The part when the guy did a flip over the guy.
Ray Oldhoffer 2:06
Oh, Reggie.
Sonny Carolla 2:07
Reggie. When the guy bumped into him. Bumped into him.

What are the highlights of Lake Bell's appearance on the show?

Ray Oldhoffer 2:11
Yeah. Yeah. What's your catchphrase? I asked him what his ringtone was, and he shouted it right out. Didn't even hesitate.
Adam Carolla 2:19
That's a waste of my time. It says a waste of my time.
Ray Oldhoffer 2:24
All right, let's try it one more time, Sunny. A little more energy. Here we go.
Adam Carolla 2:27
That's wasting my time. That's wasting my time.
Ray Oldhoffer 2:30
All right, now, Sunny, I'll tell you what Daddy does when he does his... Yeah. Yeah, his voiceover. Try not to interrupt. When he does his voiceover work, three times in a row, all different.
Bald Brian 2:44
Yeah?
Ray Oldhoffer 2:45
Yeah. Three different times. That's a waste of my time, but do it all differently. You ready? Here we go. Fast one, slow one, and then one with pathos.
Bald Brian 2:54
That's a waste of my time.
Ray Oldhoffer 2:55
Okay, that's good.
Carol Polis 2:56
That's a waste of my time.
Ray Oldhoffer 2:58
Yeah? The last one?
Alison Rosen 3:00
That's a waste of my time.
Ray Oldhoffer 3:01
All right, with a question mark. I like that.
Alison Rosen 3:03
That's good.
Ray Oldhoffer 3:04
Three very different feels.
Adam Carolla 3:09
We'll be out of a job soon. Turn his mic off.
Ray Oldhoffer 3:11
Nice job, buddy. All right. Pot him down. Sonny, help yourself to a delicious diet soda. Mangria. And a mangria.

What humorous incidents occurred during the podcast?

Ray Oldhoffer 3:20
Please keep your hands off the vehicles, please. Did he ask when the Chargers were playing? A couple things. I had this. By the way, speaking of... Yeah, that's why Dawson got banned from Kimmel's. Well, that he put... I don't know, jack cheese and a cannoli or something.
Giovanni 3:36
The calzone. The calzone. I don't want to get in the middle of that.
Ray Oldhoffer 3:39
I did. I had an embarrassing, semi-embarrassing moment that was rivaled that, which was I was on stage in Juliet, in Illinois, outside of Chicago, a night ago, a night and a half ago. And I was at the end of the show and it was like this thing where I was like, it was great. Big audience. Great, great looking theater. I mean, this theater was you can see the outside of the Rialto Theater. And when you see the inside, it's like, oh, my God. Like, well, what what universe do I deserve to play a theater this nice? And at the end, there's a shot of the inside of the theater.
Alison Rosen 4:20
Phantom of the Opera should be performed there.
Ray Oldhoffer 4:21
Yeah, really just ornate and beautiful. And, you know, it's on my rider.

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