Alison Rosen
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I find it hard to believe that she has her own little car.
We didn't have motorized cars when I was a kid, or I didn't have one.
And tell the kid she's a princess first.
Right.
A bunch of pharmaceuticals were found at the Bin Laden compound, and among them was Avena syrup, which has two uses.
It's used as an artificial sweetener or as natural Viagra.
So...
Avena syrup.
It was good enough for Bin Laden or people who were there.
Oh, no, you're thinking of agave.
Or stevia.
For people who have a sour stomach, according to this article.
Right.
But I can't imagine a world where you can't handle Splenda.
I don't want to live in that world.
Yes, he had phone numbers sewn into his clothes and $750.
Okay.
We're going to have to arrest you, but you get one phone number.
I mean, you get one phone call.
Right.