Alison Rosen

Anyway, the most disturbing thing about that, though, for me, that means that there was a bug crawling on my butt hip area.

In the middle of the night.

And did it get into my pajamas?

Like, how did that happen?

Because, you know, my fear of bugs and or mice crawling up my butt.

Or a bird flying straight up there.

Because they smell fear.

So gravity down.

Think about it.

What if you meet like a fat older woman who says at one point she was Miss Miami?

Because like 90 percent of what they say you might agree with, and then there's a couple things in there that make you go – Right.

Can we just do away with the idea that next and this mean different things?

Because all of us have this idea that next means the one after the next one.

But I don't know that – when did we sign off on that?

Right.

This is very clear.

Here's the thing.

If you say to someone, we're having a party next Saturday, there's no way they'll say, great, see you there.

It will be followed up with having to figure out if you mean the first one that's coming or the one that's on deck.

No, I was not in first class with you guys.