Alison Rosen
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So this, the guy goes...
He goes, so last night, I go, what did you do last night?
And he goes, last night we were, a mate of mine, Swedish guy, we were at the cinema and we picked up these two English chicks and we bring them back to my flat.
And, you know...
No preliminaries.
It was straight cock and cunt fucking.
I have this bitch, her fucking head out the window.
And this Swedish guy, look, he's on the bed.
And I go, what the fuck are you doing?
His penis was limp.
It was softer than a fucking baby's bottom.
And I go, get the fuck, you're insulting the girl.
Get the fuck out of here.
So we had a pleasant threesome.
But you're not one of those assholes, right?
And I'm like, I don't know.
I don't think I'm one of those assholes.
He's like, call me after work tomorrow.
We'll have a Coke.
Wow.