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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show. To obtain the full archive of The Adam Corolla Show, please check out Adam Corolla's sub stack, adamcorolla.substack.com. There you'll find the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the podcast, Beat It Out.
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Coming up first today, we have Adam Curl's show 762 with Greg Fitzsimmons, Josh Gardner, DFG, Alison Rosen, and Brian Bishop. This one's from 2012. Josh Gardner plays the character Deaf Frat Guy, one of the original characters of the KLSX Morning Show from 2006. Something from a writer's room, from the Man Show. Throughout the years, Adam had Josh Gardner do this bit. He played a deaf frat guy.
He also released several albums. Hope you guys enjoy.
Good day, Paul Bryan. Good day, Alison Rosen.
Hello, Adam Carolla.
Well, Josh Gardner, good to see you. Good day, Ace Man. It's been a long time since I darkened this doorway. Yeah. A lot of guts showing your face around here. A lot of guts. And I respect that. Okay. Josh was... Last time Josh got his acoustic guitar out, he was in front of 1,200 people? 1,150 people? 2,500. What? What? S-R-O. Standing room only.
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Chapter 2: What insights are shared about past podcast clips?
Josh does neither nor.
Yeah, Josh was more mascot than. Actually, I talked to Jimmy. As it turns out, you owe us each $287,000.
Well, deduct the amount of the potato keychain he gave you.
Josh was more mascot than he was actual writer on The Man Show. But about once every three weeks, he would pitch a bit based on hockey goons that used to infuriate Jimmy. Because Jimmy's like, fucking, I'm tired. No one wants to hear any more about hockey. Then Josh used to injure himself playing hockey on the weekends and then say he couldn't come in Monday.
And then Daniel forced you to come in wearing a, but you had to wear a neck brace, right? Yeah, cervical collar. Yeah, cervical collar. It wasn't a halo, though. You want to do your impersonation of the deaf frat guy talking about cleaning up pumpkins? Because this is what we used to do. We'd all sit in the writer's room.
We'd send Josh out to the end of the hallway, shut the door, and then 13 guys would just sit in the room, and we'd have you run in and do this. Out of breath. Out of breath.
Blake Chambers and the Teaks are going to do a dance on our face if we don't clean up those pumpkins.
Blake Chambers is going to do a dance on his face. There's some incident with pumpkins. There's always something with pumpkins. Now, which were your bits on the man show, just because this would be amusing? Salute to advertising mascots.
Oh, okay.
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights of the upcoming clips?
The Rosie trapped in a well. That was your idea, too. Another good one. Uh... That's four seasons on the Man Show. I somehow got... At a certain point, they... So you've got a quarter bit a season now going.
There were so many, you can't remember. Oh, I see. I somehow got into... I became the official supervisor for the trampoline thing. Uh-huh.
That's a good gig. Going to Elysian Park and watching the hot chicks on the trampolines. Yeah, it was a... Hey, hey. It was a great gig. Yeah. Josh brought his guitar. Speaking of songs, I promised you guys my Southern California Jewish Center song, right? Yes. We couldn't find it online. It's going to set your people back a couple hundred years, Allison. Be prepared.
We got it from Dennis Prager's producer, and I'll be on stage at Redondo Beach at the Performing Arts Center with Dennis Prager doing a sit-down, a quiet, thoughtful sit-down.
I'll sing along.
Yeah. It'll be a meaning of life sort of sit down. The first show is about gone and second show added Saturday night. So you can check that out. Dennis, just a just a fantastic mind. And we couldn't be further apart on many topics, but we are simpatico on others. So I will bring you I will play you now. We found the old jingle. This is a.
This is an actual jingle for the Southern California Jewish Center. You hear a lot about stuff about, you know, the Negro College Fund. Is that what they call it? United Negro College Fund. United Negro College Fund. And a lot of stuff about, you know, for 39 cents a day, you can keep a family fed in El Salvador. For, you know, a lot of just for pennies a day.
For the price of that cup of coffee you're drinking today.
back before coffee was four dollars a cup right you can build a hospital in in san salvador but i'll play the full commercial because you see the jews they set the bar pretty high in the ask department let's uh let's listen folks here's a great way to reduce your taxes donate your old car rv boat or real estate to the southern california jewish center and you'll get a no hassle valuable
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of government regulation on adult entertainment?
What? Never mind.
All right. No, I want to know. By and large, I agree with the sort of, you know, other businesses are regulated argument. On the other hand, it's the sort of thing where where does it end? You know what I mean? I mean, what how how much intrusion is government? How deep how deep are they going to penetrate?
Slippery slope argument.
Yeah, a guy wants to watch some porn. Two people are coked up and want to do it. Everyone's getting paid tough shit. You knew the job was dangerous when you took it. And look, I mean. She ran away. It's her fault. There are a lot of jobs that have inherent danger in them, and they try to make them safe. They do testing in porn. You're not going to win over any. No, here's the test.
Well, look, believe me, I hosted the porn awards twice. But the testing they do, there's one woman who has an agency. She's not even a doctor, and it's the only place they get tested. And the porn stars have to pay for it themselves.
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Chapter 5: How do actors navigate the pressures of public perception?
So you're getting paid a grand, and you're spending $500 on the test for them, because what other job would you go to where you've got to pay for your own... Well, I guess health care. We all do that. Podcasting.
All right. I agree in principle. On the other hand, if jobs are just going to leave the state because people want to see porn that doesn't involve condoms, although, as I've said to Paul Bryan, the great pitcher Jim Abbott would have a move. If you do watch porn where there is condoms, that condom goes flying off at a certain point. Oh, yeah. Before the cookie gets dusted.
You know what I'm saying? The cream pie is illegal, but the bukkake shot, even with these new laws, is fine. You can take it off and do what God intended. Right. Make her go home on the bus disgraced.
Right, right, right. And there are a lot of guys who can do what Jim Abbott, the pitcher that used to have one arm, could do with the baseball mitt, which is have that condom off.
Yeah.
and have the jizz sailing in one motion, one sleek motion.
And a good porn star can get the condom under her eyes, catching the tears just after the bukkake shot.
And then snap her on the ass with it. Snap her on the ass with her own tears. I like it.
Here's a story about what to do if you're ever trapped in an avalanche.
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Chapter 6: What makes a script interesting for actors like Bryan Cranston?
It's on the stub, then pow, it's right on there. And this is him in high school. By the time he got into pros, it's one smooth motion. Anyway.
He had the mitt on his penis so fast.
That's amazing. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, had a good pro career, right?
Yep.
Yeah.
All right. Throwing a hitter. Throwing a hitter. There you go.
So Weekend Avalanche claimed the lives of three skiers in Washington State.
Oh, wouldn't you hate to be Jim Abbott's kid? Like... Here's what I'm talking about.
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Chapter 7: What insights does Bryan Cranston share about his interview experiences?
I've interviewed him. I wasn't as delighted by him. Oh, okay. I'm not a bad guy.
What about Albert?
Yeah, we actually, it was a little bit of a nice... A dream come true for me because I've always been a big fan. You know, I loved Lost in America and I love Defending Your Life. I always thought Defending Your Life was sort of an important movie that got kind of not really brushed aside, but it's a comedy, you know, but I thought it was more interesting than your basic comedy.
And I've always wanted to interview him, but he doesn't really do too many interviews and he doesn't come out to the valley. And we came to him. We brought the Mountain of Muhammad, and we went to his office over there off of Wilshire or Beverly or wherever it was and sat down with him for an hour and change and had a nice interview. And you never hear the guy interviewed for an hour plus.
It's just a little... You know, when you do those shows, you do the Tonight Show, you do any late night show, it's produced little sort of... I guess it'd be like... if you really wanted to see how a guy fucked, you'd have to mount a camera on top of the hamper. But if you put him in front of 3,000 people in bleachers or 300 people in bleachers... He's a hero. And he had an audience warm-up guy.
And a fluffer. Yeah. That wouldn't be indicative of how the guy screwed. That'd be him screwing for seven minutes while you were watching. But that wouldn't be every moment. Do you know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. And so... Well, here's what I'm getting at. You don't really get to anything on those shows. You throw out a plug or two for your movie. Right. You're funny.
You get to a couple of commercials for your personality.
Right. Yeah. There are little commercials for your personality. If you're funny, you know, if you get lucky, you'll stumble onto a little something spontaneous or whatever. Six and a half minutes. Brian Krantz and everybody. Thank you very much. And then you move on. But you never really get to the long form.
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Chapter 8: How does Bryan Cranston reflect on the impact of Pixar films?
No, no. That's why this show, which is totally unproduced and unprepared for anything that may happen, is so refreshing.
Thank you, Brian. I mean that. John Carter, you just earned yourself a plug. John Carter in theaters this Friday, March 9th. You know what I just learned about John Carter?
Directed by the guy who directed Finding Nemo and WALL-E. I didn't think much of John Carter when I heard about him months ago, and I was like, oh, this guy who made these two awesome movies, I'm totally in now.
I have said many times if I was running a screenwriting class, I would tell them to watch those Pixar movies for storytelling. You see Nemo or any of those Pixar movies, the storytelling is incredible. You get kind of caught up in the animation and the VO and stuff, but the writing is so strong.
I mean, in Nemo, he gets captured and he goes into the tank and he has to escape the tank and all that stuff. It's really strong. Have you ever been... Up to Pixar? No, I've never been up there. Oh, my God. It's quite a campus up there. Oh, it's so unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's like a blimp hangar filled with happy nerds playing like air hockey and eating.
And a lot of people are like, well, what's he doing here? Oh, this is day off. He's just hanging out. He's just hanging out. And I mean, it's like the big boss man wasn't there, but his second... Mr. Pixar. Mr. Pixar wasn't there, but they're like, you want to see his office? He's got a bunch of really cool trains in there. Like, well, if he's not here, he's not... Ah, we'll go in anyway.
And they just fling the door open and a bunch of people walking through his office and stuff, which would piss off most people.
bosses you know and then it was off to the writers rooms and all the writers rooms they each get their own corner that they get to decorate however they want like a speakeasy with a secret door in the back and like i mean one had a tropical jungle theme and all that kind of stuff and then and your food and people playing hockey you know air hockey and then they're doing stuff like
Well, we got Earth, Wind, and Fire playing at noon, if you want to stick around for that. That'd be on the putting green. And then there's that next to the water slide, not the big water slide, the smaller one for the handicapped people.
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