Alison Rosen

I need a word.

crap he's like congratulations you didn't need to tell me this way I could have waited for the Ellen show or any day but it's alright you see Allison's like oh we'll be talking about it on the news later him and me Jimmy is like my guy oh it's Uncle Adam forever so don't even try Adam's gonna be a good uncle he'll teach you all this stuff he'll give you whatever you want yeah ain't had enough cause he's gonna give it all and he's that guy and Adam will forever you know he'll always try we talking about Kimmel now a legend in the game

you know he's gonna go and name all those names jk forever kind of gets huh i don't really believe in that but some people do cause they think it's funny they think it's kitschy or whatever you want to say yeah well if you ask me talking about kimmel's kid i don't have any but one day i'll have a

We'll be right back.

Seriously, you crazy?

And now we got these trends of all the celebrities trying to get creative.

No, not like the rapper, but you better call him Diddy, like in the 90s forever.

Well, if you ask me, and that's all I gotta say, you know I'll be laughing.

because I'll just probably end up naming my kid Adam.

Yeah.

Badly chewed on.

It almost doesn't matter.

No, it's not just so people can visualize it.

This is not just a pen that has bite marks on it.

The little clippy thing is at a complete 90 degree angle to the pen.

It's like a pen with an erection.

Yeah, it's like a pen with a Coke spoon attached.

This is the thing you're not going to judge?

Come on, Adam.

No, I judge.