Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Go to the first day, we have Adam Curl's show, 891, featuring Dana Workman, along with David Wilde, Alison Rosen, and Brian Bishop, from 2012. Welcome back, Adam Carlow.
We missed you. I speak for everyone on Earth. Good day, Allison Rosen.
I actually really missed this place, and I'm surprised.
I was... Good day, Bob Ryan, by the way.
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Chapter 2: How does the conversation evolve?
I was... It's good. Yeah. I was in and out of this place getting my stuff together for the big race weekend. It's my big car weekend in Carmel Valley, Monterey, and all that kind of stuff. But it was especially...
because I did a show on Friday night because I started to figure out that I had to buy three hotel rooms for three or four nights because you got a crew and you got our crew and our guys going and all that kind of stuff. And then... Fuel and diesel fuel and a truck and a trailer and tires and race fuel and entry fees for two cars and blah, blah, blah.
And before you know it, it's a really expensive weekend and pay for everyone's meals and all that kind of shit. So I said, if I did a show on Friday night, that would be awesome. And I could just about break even. And we did. And it was fun, but it was a little taxing.
Driving out and doing the racing and doing the shows and, you know, again, trying to sort of balance all the fun stuff with all the driving and bringing two cars is fun, except for it means you're doing a lot of driving. And I'm weird. I like it. But once I drive for the day, I just want a beer and I'm good because you get out of the car and, you know, your shirt is soaking wet.
I mean, it's underneath a fire suit, but it feels like you just took a 20 minute shit.
Yeah.
You normally sweat while you do that?
Once I pass the 18-minute mark, yes. I will start sweating, yes, depending on the ambient temperature. And I get out of the car, and all you want is a fucking beer, and you just want to relax. And when someone tells you you're getting back in the car in three hours, you're like, eh. I got it. So we were having fun.
And actually, I was having fun because I was seeing it through the childlike eyes of Chris Maxipata, who came with us. And we were doing things like, first off. Just because he's diminutive doesn't mean they're childlike.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of suffering in relationships?
The person hasn't eaten in four months. I feel like he should have to suffer as well. I know. He doesn't. He's the nicest. He is one of these people, and I always want to go find their parents. You know the people that are pure?
No. I don't know any.
Yeah. He's one of them. Like where he has no... It's like one of these things, it's this weird space of not thinking you're great, like being conceited and stuck up or anything like that.
Actually, yes, I do know what you mean.
But realizing you're good looking and talented and like... It wasn't one of these things where overcompensating like your dad said, no, don't don't take the word.
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Chapter 4: How do societal expectations shape our views on personal struggles?
Which is your parents did such a fucking great job raising you that you're just so secure. And so, I mean, I've talked to him a lot at parties and stuff like that. We always have great conversations. And he's like one of these guys who never thinks about his questions or his answers. just because it's going to come out of his mouth.
He's just so earnest and grounded.
And there's nothing to it, though. Like, he'll ask you, oh, how much was your house? But he doesn't qualify it with, hey, listen, I know people get uptight about this. No, he's asking because he wants to know, and that's okay. And he's not saying it so he can hold it against you or tell someone else at the party. He just wants to know.
Has he been through therapy, or is he someone who doesn't need it?
I think he doesn't need it. I think it's the power of the choker. It transcends all therapy. Wow. He's like, you know, you spend half your life like questioning yourself and wondering like what that meant.
Yes.
Or that person, did they mean that? Were they being sarcastic? Did they actually think that way?
I'm doing it right now.
You're doing it now. Not Jeff. Jeff is like just, Jeff Probst is, I always want to say Probst, but Jeff Probst is just like, he's the most comfortable in his own skin ever. Dude. Ever.
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Chapter 5: What are the challenges of being a sports referee?
That's one of those things that when you're eight years old, who aspires? You know what I want to be when I grow up? I don't want to be on either team. I just want to be the one who everybody hates. You understand if you're a referee, you're going to get booed and hated, and there's no good that can come of you doing it.
The only thing you can do in your profession to get any attention is to screw up. At least figure skaters, there's beauty and grace and all of that and athleticism involved in that. The referee is just a soulless kind of gig because you want to be a cop.
It's that mentality. I want to be in charge. I want to be a lunch lady. Yeah, you're more of a meter maid because you don't get the respect that the cop gets. You know what I mean? You just make people miserable. No one really appreciates what you do.
Chapter 6: How does Frank Stallone's career influence his interactions?
They understand begrudgingly we sort of need you, but we'd like to see as little of you as possible.
You're an RA. It's a weird thing, right? So when you think about it in those terms. There are immediately inherently unlikable people because what person do you know that thinks like, you know, you'd be a great referee. You should go into that. Have you ever said that to anybody? And if you do, you surely don't like them because they're a buzzkill. They're no fun.
So with that being said, replacement refs, regular refs.
I'll tell you what you all are. You're the creeps of the week. Taste the blaster. That's it. I'm done. Somebody was saying for like a hundred grand, they could have got the real reps back. I don't, I don't get how it works. All right. Anyway, let me give a little love to one of our fine sponsors. Legal Zoom, baby. Legal Zoom. Got to protect that family's future.
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Chapter 7: What humorous anecdotes are shared about childhood experiences?
The cockatoo.
A dead one.
Yeah, a dead one. I like a pelican, just because of the pure novelty of them. I love to watch them dive into the bay, and I love those jowls that hang down under there. And they're harmless. They're cute. The Italian feast of San Gennaro, September 30th. He's going to be performing. Also, Vibrato Jazz Grill, October 9th in L.A. Hey, maybe McFarlane swings by. I wish he would come by.
Tell him to come by, and I will have a parrot for him. Remember whatever happened to Baby Jane, where they had the rat? I will have a parrot plucked.
To your delight.
FrankStalone.com is where you go. You can Twitter him at FrankStalone4. No.
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Stallone4. Real. Yeah, the number four. All right. Again, Crowne Plaza Hotel Ventura.
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Chapter 8: What insights does Alana Stewart share about her friendship with Farrah Fawcett?
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All right, that was Adam Curlashow 913 with the legendary Frank Stallone. Legend in his own right and legend on the ACS. Some of the most classic episodes. Jesse Thorne from Bullseye and Maximum Fun was a really big fan of the early Frank Stallone episodes. All right, coming up next, we have Adam Curlashow 935 featuring Alana Stewart, Alison Rosen, and Brian Bishop from 2012.
All right. Welcome, Alana Stewart, to the studio. Good to see you. Thank you. Good to see you. Rear View Mirror is the name of Alana's book. It's Alana's Rags to Riches Journey. And you can get it on Amazon. And as we always say, if you're going to go to Amazon and get Alana's book, which I know you're going to do, go to adamkroll.com and click their banner.
Show us a little love for the pirate ship. Let's get into it, baby girl.
Okay.
Where did you grow up? Where did it all start? When did you find out you're good looking?
I grew up in Nacogdoches, Texas. My mother had me in California and brought me back to Texas, her home, when I was 14 months old. And I grew up with my grandmother. She left me with my grandmother. I grew up in Nacogdoches.
Was your mom a young mom?
She was 20 years old, and she went into Houston to get a job as a waitress and left me out in the country with my grandmother. We had an outdoor toilet. I don't know how many people you know that had an outhouse, but I'm one.
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