Alonzo Bodden

While Leah Windley of York, Iowa loved clothes, she also loved Jesus. So this year, she and her friends Andrea and Debbie all gave up buying clothes for Lent. Well, new clothes, that is. Vintage is fine. Now, as Easter nears, Leah's Lent fashion has started a huge craze. Everybody's wearing the new Easter vintage look around York. And it's not just regular vintage. They've gone Victorian.

But apparently the local Cineplex hasn't shown a Christmas Carol for a while, so they're guessing how to wear the different items. When Andrea arrived at church in a corset, she was told by the very agitated minister that a corset isn't actually a shirt. Debbie thought her bustle skirt was quite elegant when she put it on, but it was also huge and she lost half of it climbing out of her Uber.

But apparently the local Cineplex hasn't shown a Christmas Carol for a while, so they're guessing how to wear the different items. When Andrea arrived at church in a corset, she was told by the very agitated minister that a corset isn't actually a shirt. Debbie thought her bustle skirt was quite elegant when she put it on, but it was also huge and she lost half of it climbing out of her Uber.

But apparently the local Cineplex hasn't shown a Christmas Carol for a while, so they're guessing how to wear the different items. When Andrea arrived at church in a corset, she was told by the very agitated minister that a corset isn't actually a shirt. Debbie thought her bustle skirt was quite elegant when she put it on, but it was also huge and she lost half of it climbing out of her Uber.

The church elders, while impressed with the young women's efforts, asked that perhaps next year they could give up fruit or chocolate instead.

The church elders, while impressed with the young women's efforts, asked that perhaps next year they could give up fruit or chocolate instead.

The church elders, while impressed with the young women's efforts, asked that perhaps next year they could give up fruit or chocolate instead.

Potato skin is not the same color as eggshells.

Potato skin is not the same color as eggshells.

Potato skin is not the same color as eggshells.

That broke. Lou, I don't know if I ever told you this, and to everyone, Louis Black is a friend and one of my comedy heroes. I had to stop watching you so I didn't do you. Because the rants just come out, and then you realize, like, wow, I'm as mad as Louis Black. I'm doing really good here. I got to calm down a notch. Love you, man. Love you from day one. You're the same.

That broke. Lou, I don't know if I ever told you this, and to everyone, Louis Black is a friend and one of my comedy heroes. I had to stop watching you so I didn't do you. Because the rants just come out, and then you realize, like, wow, I'm as mad as Louis Black. I'm doing really good here. I got to calm down a notch. Love you, man. Love you from day one. You're the same.

That broke. Lou, I don't know if I ever told you this, and to everyone, Louis Black is a friend and one of my comedy heroes. I had to stop watching you so I didn't do you. Because the rants just come out, and then you realize, like, wow, I'm as mad as Louis Black. I'm doing really good here. I got to calm down a notch. Love you, man. Love you from day one. You're the same.

I'm just wondering, how big would your house have to be to be able to build up speed doing chores? I mean, if you could afford a house that big, you could get a personal trainer. That's true. And also someone to do the chores for you.

I'm just wondering, how big would your house have to be to be able to build up speed doing chores? I mean, if you could afford a house that big, you could get a personal trainer. That's true. And also someone to do the chores for you.

I'm just wondering, how big would your house have to be to be able to build up speed doing chores? I mean, if you could afford a house that big, you could get a personal trainer. That's true. And also someone to do the chores for you.

Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Marjorie Taylor Greene.

That's how you get a job at Waffle House.