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Alza

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
300 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

Sorry, they have. Sorry, I'm sorry. I forgot about that. So again, it's on. I have... Geroad, who opens Pinafile with me most of the time, was like, so every show I've done, I've had one reference to the missing Malaysian Airlines flight. And he goes, I can't believe you've managed to wangle it into Pinafile again.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

I just think it's one of the greatest mysteries of our generation and potentially the world. But other aviation news, they think they found Amelia Earhart's plane. Now, yes. Well, how long ago did she die? So she was supposed to be the first woman to fly around the world. And she didn't do it, Amelia. She ran out of fuel, which, I mean, that's something I would do in a Toyota Corolla.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

I just think it's one of the greatest mysteries of our generation and potentially the world. But other aviation news, they think they found Amelia Earhart's plane. Now, yes. Well, how long ago did she die? So she was supposed to be the first woman to fly around the world. And she didn't do it, Amelia. She ran out of fuel, which, I mean, that's something I would do in a Toyota Corolla.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

I just think it's one of the greatest mysteries of our generation and potentially the world. But other aviation news, they think they found Amelia Earhart's plane. Now, yes. Well, how long ago did she die? So she was supposed to be the first woman to fly around the world. And she didn't do it, Amelia. She ran out of fuel, which, I mean, that's something I would do in a Toyota Corolla.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

It's not something, I don't know how she managed to do it.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

It's not something, I don't know how she managed to do it.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

It's not something, I don't know how she managed to do it.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

It was an early plane, but I mean, come on, would you not stick a can in the boot? You're not doing the aviation girlies any justice here.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

It was an early plane, but I mean, come on, would you not stick a can in the boot? You're not doing the aviation girlies any justice here.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

It was an early plane, but I mean, come on, would you not stick a can in the boot? You're not doing the aviation girlies any justice here.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

So someone thinks they found her plane. She went missing. She crashed into the sea. She pedalled. The plane collapsed. And then she died of exposure and hunger on an island. And then her body, this is the theory, was eaten by coconut crabs. So then, of course, I had to Google coconut crabs. Jesus, I hate crabs so much. Coconut crabs are these, like, it's the stuff of horror movies. They're crabs.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

So someone thinks they found her plane. She went missing. She crashed into the sea. She pedalled. The plane collapsed. And then she died of exposure and hunger on an island. And then her body, this is the theory, was eaten by coconut crabs. So then, of course, I had to Google coconut crabs. Jesus, I hate crabs so much. Coconut crabs are these, like, it's the stuff of horror movies. They're crabs.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

So someone thinks they found her plane. She went missing. She crashed into the sea. She pedalled. The plane collapsed. And then she died of exposure and hunger on an island. And then her body, this is the theory, was eaten by coconut crabs. So then, of course, I had to Google coconut crabs. Jesus, I hate crabs so much. Coconut crabs are these, like, it's the stuff of horror movies. They're crabs.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

Their claws are so strong. They can crack open coconuts.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

Their claws are so strong. They can crack open coconuts.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

Their claws are so strong. They can crack open coconuts.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

Honestly. Imagine getting eaten to death by coconut crabs. Or no, sorry, she starved to death and then her body was eaten by coconut crabs.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

Honestly. Imagine getting eaten to death by coconut crabs. Or no, sorry, she starved to death and then her body was eaten by coconut crabs.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

Honestly. Imagine getting eaten to death by coconut crabs. Or no, sorry, she starved to death and then her body was eaten by coconut crabs.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

They look like they've just escaped out of a lab. I think there's hair on them as well. Oh, gosh. God. They're wearing ponytails. They've got plaits. Anyway, yeah, that's the latest on Emilia. I was devastated for her. She went out to do something really special and then death by coke and a crab. I'm glad you told me that because I have been thinking about her non-stop. There you go.