DIY, Conclave & Trolls
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What is the introduction to DIY, Conclave & Trolls?
Hello and welcome to My Therapist Goes With Me, with me, Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally.
And we're in studio, which is lovely.
I know, isn't it? And Joe's raging. Joe's raging that we're in studio, yeah. Because he's got to go somewhere far away, far, far.
What funny experiences do they share about line bikes?
Yeah, I've just got to sprint in 25 degree heat straight to Waterloo directly after the record, but you know I'd do anything for you.
the only thing is no one says you can't get a line bike first of all sorry get a line bike do not cycle those things look like a disaster they're like I feel safer in an egg carton on the roads than a line bike are you joking me why unless they want to sponsor the podcast in which case I'm a big fan
I love that you two who've never been on a line bike are sitting here just, I'm a line biker. Not anymore because I got my new bike.
They're basically, if anyone's not aware, they're the kind of city bike. They're electric. Are they?
Oh my, I see you know nothing about them.
I don't, sorry, you're right. They're always around Clapham Common. People just toss them on the ground. That drives me mad. They're like pennies or pre-market. You only go in there and if there's a Saturday and it's carnage, there's clothes everywhere.
that's what the line bikes are like in the weekend around the common they're just tossed everywhere you're actually meant to take a picture of your bike when you drop it off though so when you park it you have to take a picture of it being parked because obviously they're like everyone's just fucking them in the sewers and stuff these things there's blood on them there's booze on them like there's carnage I watched a woman right she looked like to be in her late 30s on a good day I'd say she looked in her late 30s and she was emptying the rubbish from her bag into the line bike basket and I just thought why are you doing that why are you putting the rubbish from your bag and you know me and Alza stood there and watched her and I was like I'm not going to say anything this is London anything could go on anything could go on she could come and like go for me do you want to have a sweet there Jo?
Yeah.
Okay, go.
Is that a humbug? You have very strict rules about us eating on the podcast. Those rules seem to not apply to you.
I'm not on a microphone. I'm in the background. They can't hear me charming.
You're such a mad bastard since you had the second kid. He is. He couldn't give a shit. Very naughty. I used to say naughty in England. I hate that word.
I still don't understand how English people don't know what bold means. I know, but naughty seems sexual to me. It does. I know, but I have said to my kids, I'm like, stop being naughty. Naughty, it's very spank paddle. Do you know what?
Remember the spank paddles? Oh my God. Where is my spank paddles?
Honestly, where's my coat? She bitched about the wine glasses. You bitched about them. They're the only thing I ever see in your hand.
Well, I will say I love them because they're so tiny. It's like a child's kitchen utensil. Do you know those children's kitchens that come with tiny frying pans and everything? It's basically like I have one of those to our kitchen. Yeah, it's like that. I feel like Polly Pocket.
I love them. I'm glad you love them and that you really went to the effort to bring my coat in today.
Why does Joanne want to learn DIY skills?
Well, sorry. Do you know what? I went down to the Framers on a Monday. I have five prints, including yours.
so she'd have no money left to live for the rest of the year I'm gonna see if I can move framers because these lads they're all the same they're probably off skiing with the amount of money I put into that business they own the chalet as well they own the chalet they it's not just your framers no I know their framers are notorious it's all framers I know I framed a couple of theatres when I got Sven to do it because I knew the price and he didn't I was like take them you can do me a favour take them over there He's like, did I just make 200 pounds to get this framed? I'm like, I think the kids are going to go on Ikea frames. That's a deal. 200 pounds. What are you getting done? Are you getting that like shine proof glass? I'm getting all the bits and pieces.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the introduction to DIY, Conclave & Trolls?
0:15–0:28
2
What funny experiences do they share about line bikes?
0:28–2:55
3
Why does Joanne want to learn DIY skills?
2:55–16:13
4
What are the latest discussions about the Papal Conclave?
16:13–16:25
5
How does Joanne feel about traveling with her mother?
16:25–17:20
6
What are their thoughts on holiday plans and Christmas celebrations?
17:20
7
What does Vogue reveal about her shopping experiences?
9:51–43:34