Alza
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100 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Alza’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And we're in studio, which is lovely.
the only thing is no one says you can't get a line bike first of all sorry get a line bike do not cycle those things look like a disaster they're like I feel safer in an egg carton on the roads than a line bike are you joking me why unless they want to sponsor the podcast in which case I'm a big fan
They're basically, if anyone's not aware, they're the kind of city bike. They're electric. Are they?
I don't, sorry, you're right. They're always around Clapham Common. People just toss them on the ground. That drives me mad. They're like pennies or pre-market. You only go in there and if there's a Saturday and it's carnage, there's clothes everywhere.
Yeah.
Is that a humbug? You have very strict rules about us eating on the podcast. Those rules seem to not apply to you.
Well, I will say I love them because they're so tiny. It's like a child's kitchen utensil. Do you know those children's kitchens that come with tiny frying pans and everything? It's basically like I have one of those to our kitchen. Yeah, it's like that. I feel like Polly Pocket.
Well, sorry. Do you know what? I went down to the Framers on a Monday. I have five prints, including yours.
Once I'm in there, I'm upsold, you know, I'm sold. And then they have a certain guy in the place that comes and hangs it because obviously I can't do any DIY. Someone comes and hangs it for you? A guy called, what's his name? Norwood or something.
I had to stop using them.
We're waiting for you. They ghost so bad. They're spinning. They're spinning clients, of course, because they're trying to keep everyone happy. See, you have a drill. This probably is a bit boring for the podcast. I need to borrow your drill.
I don't not for any particular reason I'm not sure it's a good idea I'm not sure it's a good idea but I'll let you have a go I've a load of things to hang would you not wait till you own your own place before you start borrowing my drill I think I'm doing an interiors show or an episode or like one episode of an interiors thing maybe maybe on the flat so I'm gonna have to really oh my god that'll be really good yeah yeah shit I should have got you in for my show there is a tool that detects electric cables in your wall oh god I never even thought about that before you drill
sounds so boring but the amount of stuff you can do your own is unbelievable that's why I want to have a go at your drill just to familiarise myself with the whole drilling system because I do feel as a single woman who lives alone I don't want to be handing over cash for the rest of my life to do very basic things no and you should be able to change a plug all those kinds you know you can get I'm going to get you no I'm actually not getting you anything because I haven't got my presents yet so
you can buy yourself a laser I dragged all these things down to the framer and like I say they're away they're closed on a Monday I'll never understand it because they're also closed on a Sunday it's not like they work Sundays anyway what I'm saying is the process has begun but you know me I like to take my time with things
Joe, will you send me an email to remind me to buy you a baby present? Thank you. Do it now. Send an alarm. Send an alarm.
Oh my God, I'm surprised you even made it out of bed.
Yeah, it's great when you buy presents for yourself. I mean, it's high-end activity.
Was he running low on clothes, yeah?
It's very Banksy. Maybe it's an art installation. Maybe he's taken after his auntie Joanne. Maybe he's going to get into the visual arts.
I must go down and have a look at him. I haven't seen him in ages. Speaking of the shopping, this might be boring or might not be boring.
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