Alza
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100 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Alza’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Joe I'll let you decide but I was in so this might be a really obvious life hack when you're in if and when you're in a posh part of any town go into their charity shop I was in I was in Notting Hill yesterday I go there to get my hair done into Larry King the hallway to Notting Hill I go to I go to once you're attached to a hair once you're attached to a colourist you gotta go I'd go to Ghana if Katie moved to Ghana you gotta go I cheat on everyone you gotta follow your you gotta follow your colourists
I might cheat on both of you in a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get someone new in the mix. But so there's an Oxfam in Notting Hill, and you go in, and it's all, it's savage, because it's obviously Notting Hill. It's like, why am I whispering? Very expensive.
Yeah, I went in, I got a load of designer shit for people. Oh, we want to know what you got. Oh, well, I don't know. Just like really well-made stuff. I didn't recognise the name, but you can tell that they're high-end stuff.
Yeah, Zara Jumpsy. And I was like, wow. Look at this Jane Norman jumper. I guess it is subjective as to what you think is designer. But for me, I ran out of the place like I burgled it. I was thrilled with myself. And then I got home and I was putting them all on and I had a great day. That's how I felt with Vinted.
How much would a Prada tank top be?
720 pounds whoa 720 for a tank top yep well I got it for 80 and I even thought that was the lot that's a two week holiday 720 pounds imagine that speaking of holidays so did I tell you me and my family are going away for Christmas for Christmas we're going away for Christmas we're going to a we're going we're going to have a tropical Christmas we're going somewhere hot where we're going to Canaries or something
I don't actually know where we're going.
Yeah, no, you should go. I can't. It's too far. It's too far to go for five days. Oh yeah, it is, yeah. For Christmas. Well, I've only got that in my mind. It probably won't happen. Okay. And I was talking to my mother about it all and I was like, we're talking about the cost and everything. She told me the cost and I was like, well, I'll cover you for your Christmas present, blah, blah, blah.
Obviously, what? No. I said, Mum, we can't be sharing rooms. Has she not met you? I was like, Mum, me and you.
I can't have my system witnessed by my mother. Who would frighten anyone? I was like, I mean, I was like, I, she sounded a little like hurt when I was saying, she was like, obviously I thought we'd share. I said, obviously we aren't going to share. You're, I mean, I think it's too long.
My mum would have us in twin beds like an elderly couple. Yeah. I was like, no. I also said, mum, I'm a single woman. You wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. And then she went, well, in that case, I'm a single woman as well. Maybe I'll bring somebody back. I was like, well, there you go. There you go. We both get the clap in our separate rooms.
Imagine, mum, when you go into the bathroom for half an hour. It just hurt me in the bathroom.
some hot Tenerifean lad you would do that I was just shocked that the assumption was that but now of course I've offered to pay for the holidays it's going to be twice the price I'm raising because I'm like I've offered it now I said no no no you'll be in your own room your own wing maybe you can actually say to her listen it's Christmas and birthday present birthday present yeah you can double up 100% yeah
See, because I've never presented as domestic in any way, I've never identified as such. So no one expects anything from me, which is actually, I mean, I think one day I will. I will get to a point where I will throw some sort of Christmas event potentially on the day, which I guess will be me.
I found it on the driveway yesterday and I put it back in. Is it falling out again? Can I please talk about something I really didn't think I was going to take any interest in and I have. Yeah. I've taken a break from Married at First Sight. I'm big into The Conclave now. Did you watch the movie? No. So I'm not that big into it. You're getting on board. I'm into the real, I'm a reality TV girl.
So I'm watching the real Conclave play out. I'm big into the Popes. It's all very Popes got talent. There's six in the running. One of them, his surname is Pizza Party. So I was like, I really want him to win. Oh, he'd be good, yeah. But then, so I was like, Joanne, you can't vote. And now obviously I don't actually have a vote.
but I was like you can't vote for someone because some of them are quite hardcore these popes priests whatever they are cardinals I feel like that they're not really I think the pizza party fella living in Rome it all makes sense to me there's one from Ghana who it was against condoms even when there was like an AIDS epidemic in Africa so I was like Joanne you should probably read into them and not just vote for one because his surname is pizza party some of them are very misogynistic I don't want to put my vote into one of them because his name is pizza party and then he ends up doing something wild like decriminalising grape
Grape is what we say on TikTok when we don't want to use the real word. Yeah.
Come on.
We could do a sweep. That's a fun thing to do. We could do a sweepstake. Okay, let's see. Let's see who the popes are in the running. And then when they win, when they release the white smoke, I'm going to go out on my balcony and kind of puff on a proud Mary just to mark the event.
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