Alza
speaker
100 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Alza’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Pizza balla. Pizza balls, that's it, yeah.
66, he's practically a spring chicken. Well, you see, they don't want to vote in them too young because they don't want them to be there for too long because then it becomes like some sort of weird Pope dictatorship. Okay, Jean-Marc, a bit Putin vibes like.
Jo, have you chosen? One of them is quite liberal. One of them is, he kind of agrees, he's willing to bless same-sex marriages and he is willing, he's willing to kind of take a stand. He doesn't believe the priest should be celibate, that kind of thing.
I got it already. What can I say? I've been doing my research.
The former frontrunner for Pope was also accused of handling a 125,000 payment to a charity run by his brother, as well as a 575,000 fee paid to Cecilia Moranga, a self-styled intelligence expert who offered to broker the release of a nun held hostage in Africa by Islamic extremists. I had no idea there was so much drama in the Vatican. Also... So much. So much drama.
The funeral was quite the spectacle.
I didn't watch. I just looked at the photos. I didn't watch the funeral. Are you mental? Apparently the funeral was, the queue was carnage. There was like nuns out trying to get in at the top. And it was, someone said, the thing that I read, they were like,
it didn't feel sad it felt like a festival there was port-a-loos and I'd say the Trevi Fountain is wildly contaminated I'd say these nuns and priests were living for this like this is a huge this is like Olympic Village writing I would say sorry obviously I know they're all celibate in inverted commas but like come on we know wink wink nudge nudge I don't know I don't think it's right to be asking somebody to be celibate for the rest of their life of course it's not it's insane
I couldn't get a hold of Vogue for two days. And that's not like Vogue. So I was getting very frustrated. And I was like, Vogue, what's going on? Is something happening? Is something wrong? Like, what's happening? She's like, no, sorry, I'm just really busy. I'll ring you later. And I was like, okay, thanks. She rang me. I didn't answer. But the reason was, I was training.
And I knew then, I was like, everything's fine. It's fine, it's fine. I'll see you tomorrow. I got needy.
You should be doing wellness checks on me. Anything could happen. I could be electrocuted trying to change a plug that you're trying to force me to do.
Excuse me, you were out and about with Ross yesterday. Oh, he's taking over all my socials. I'm starting a YouTube channel now. I'm handing it all over to Ross, yeah. A YouTube channel for comedy stuff? I'm going to cut up Prosecco. I'm going to put it on the internet. I finally accepted that Netflix aren't going to buy it. So I've made my peace with that. They're lost. They're lost.
It's 100% they're lost. I'll tell you this joke. I'll tell you this joke. If Netflix don't get their finger out for Penophile, well, I'll do nothing about it. But...
eventually when they come knocking I'll be like well I'll do well I'll do it's too late I'll be like thank you so much for the opportunity I just work in the office I do anything who we'd love to put peanut file up but we're not paying you okay fine take it yeah fine take it I'll actually do you want me to cancel the rest of the tour because I will of course I will I'll do anything it's so funny it's just because Netflix they're such a good it's the kudos of Netflix everyone wants a Netflix special not as easily got as you think yeah
I say if I get murdered, I might get someone. If I'm the victim of a serial killer, I'll be on Netflix.
Yeah.
Some of them are. Sometimes it's so vicious. You're like, this is personal. This is like to have that much venom for someone that you don't know. You know that person. You can feel it.
I actually think that's better. I think finding out that like you're kind of someone you know is like I'd prefer it to be strangers.
Potato breath.
No, that's not what I meant at all. I meant the Ashley Madison hack. That's what I meant. There will be a hack. I do think that will happen for these websites. I do think that will happen one day. And people will be more at home. If there was...
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