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Alza

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
300 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

I didn't watch. I just looked at the photos. I didn't watch the funeral. Are you mental? Apparently the funeral was, the queue was carnage. There was like nuns out trying to get in at the top. And it was, someone said, the thing that I read, they were like,

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

it didn't feel sad it felt like a festival there was port-a-loos and I'd say the Trevi Fountain is wildly contaminated I'd say these nuns and priests were living for this like this is a huge this is like Olympic Village writing I would say sorry obviously I know they're all celibate in inverted commas but like come on we know wink wink nudge nudge I don't know I don't think it's right to be asking somebody to be celibate for the rest of their life of course it's not it's insane

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

it didn't feel sad it felt like a festival there was port-a-loos and I'd say the Trevi Fountain is wildly contaminated I'd say these nuns and priests were living for this like this is a huge this is like Olympic Village writing I would say sorry obviously I know they're all celibate in inverted commas but like come on we know wink wink nudge nudge I don't know I don't think it's right to be asking somebody to be celibate for the rest of their life of course it's not it's insane

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

it didn't feel sad it felt like a festival there was port-a-loos and I'd say the Trevi Fountain is wildly contaminated I'd say these nuns and priests were living for this like this is a huge this is like Olympic Village writing I would say sorry obviously I know they're all celibate in inverted commas but like come on we know wink wink nudge nudge I don't know I don't think it's right to be asking somebody to be celibate for the rest of their life of course it's not it's insane

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

I couldn't get a hold of Vogue for two days. And that's not like Vogue. So I was getting very frustrated. And I was like, Vogue, what's going on? Is something happening? Is something wrong? Like, what's happening? She's like, no, sorry, I'm just really busy. I'll ring you later. And I was like, okay, thanks. She rang me. I didn't answer. But the reason was, I was training.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

I couldn't get a hold of Vogue for two days. And that's not like Vogue. So I was getting very frustrated. And I was like, Vogue, what's going on? Is something happening? Is something wrong? Like, what's happening? She's like, no, sorry, I'm just really busy. I'll ring you later. And I was like, okay, thanks. She rang me. I didn't answer. But the reason was, I was training.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

I couldn't get a hold of Vogue for two days. And that's not like Vogue. So I was getting very frustrated. And I was like, Vogue, what's going on? Is something happening? Is something wrong? Like, what's happening? She's like, no, sorry, I'm just really busy. I'll ring you later. And I was like, okay, thanks. She rang me. I didn't answer. But the reason was, I was training.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

And I knew then, I was like, everything's fine. It's fine, it's fine. I'll see you tomorrow. I got needy.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

And I knew then, I was like, everything's fine. It's fine, it's fine. I'll see you tomorrow. I got needy.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

And I knew then, I was like, everything's fine. It's fine, it's fine. I'll see you tomorrow. I got needy.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

You should be doing wellness checks on me. Anything could happen. I could be electrocuted trying to change a plug that you're trying to force me to do.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

You should be doing wellness checks on me. Anything could happen. I could be electrocuted trying to change a plug that you're trying to force me to do.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

You should be doing wellness checks on me. Anything could happen. I could be electrocuted trying to change a plug that you're trying to force me to do.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

Excuse me, you were out and about with Ross yesterday. Oh, he's taking over all my socials. I'm starting a YouTube channel now. I'm handing it all over to Ross, yeah. A YouTube channel for comedy stuff? I'm going to cut up Prosecco. I'm going to put it on the internet. I finally accepted that Netflix aren't going to buy it. So I've made my peace with that. They're lost. They're lost.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

Excuse me, you were out and about with Ross yesterday. Oh, he's taking over all my socials. I'm starting a YouTube channel now. I'm handing it all over to Ross, yeah. A YouTube channel for comedy stuff? I'm going to cut up Prosecco. I'm going to put it on the internet. I finally accepted that Netflix aren't going to buy it. So I've made my peace with that. They're lost. They're lost.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

Excuse me, you were out and about with Ross yesterday. Oh, he's taking over all my socials. I'm starting a YouTube channel now. I'm handing it all over to Ross, yeah. A YouTube channel for comedy stuff? I'm going to cut up Prosecco. I'm going to put it on the internet. I finally accepted that Netflix aren't going to buy it. So I've made my peace with that. They're lost. They're lost.

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

It's 100% they're lost. I'll tell you this joke. I'll tell you this joke. If Netflix don't get their finger out for Penophile, well, I'll do nothing about it. But...

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

It's 100% they're lost. I'll tell you this joke. I'll tell you this joke. If Netflix don't get their finger out for Penophile, well, I'll do nothing about it. But...

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

It's 100% they're lost. I'll tell you this joke. I'll tell you this joke. If Netflix don't get their finger out for Penophile, well, I'll do nothing about it. But...

My Therapist Ghosted Me
DIY, Conclave & Trolls

eventually when they come knocking I'll be like well I'll do well I'll do it's too late I'll be like thank you so much for the opportunity I just work in the office I do anything who we'd love to put peanut file up but we're not paying you okay fine take it yeah fine take it I'll actually do you want me to cancel the rest of the tour because I will of course I will I'll do anything it's so funny it's just because Netflix they're such a good it's the kudos of Netflix everyone wants a Netflix special not as easily got as you think yeah