Alzo Slade
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Yeah.
I could have used this when I was dating.
How so?
Because I would have my phone by my side, and when I know a scare's about to happen, I just put my arm around the young lady.
You know what I'm saying?
And then so when she gets scared, I'm already there to support her.
I'm that kind of nice guy.
This story begins the day that rapper-actor LL Cool J woke up to his girlfriend frustrated with him over a constant problem.
His ashy lips.
His girlfriend looks at him and says, are you going to do something about your lips?
Every time we kiss, I need a Band-Aid.
He laughs.
She does it.
She breaks up with him because of his dry lips.
He grabs a cheap corner store lip balm, applies it.
Thick, chalky.
It's like his lips are wearing a sweater.
He wipes it off and it gets worse.
So he does what most of us do.
He licks his lips again and again and again.