Alzo Slade
👤 Speaker
620
total appearances
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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
You've been randomized and they just hand you a bottle of soap.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
Yeah.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
And point you to the shower.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
I don't know if I like this.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
Why not?
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
It's discriminatory.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
You have to be endangered to get a bank account?
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
Can you...
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
Imagine the species that are not endangered.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
They're like, this is messed up.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
Giraffes have been making millions.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
They've just been putting it under a mattress.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
I was thinking more like green eggs and ham or something like that.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
Don't knock green eggs and ham.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
That's a classic.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
In New York City.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
Can you imagine?
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
You're walking your dog and you just want to sit down.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
You're like, hey, buddy, can you move that pelvis thrust somewhere else?
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
We're live in San Diego with Ron Burgundy!
Yeah.