Amber Rosolero

You haven't even got a tan after being away for two and a half weeks.

How married are you?

Casper, where were you?

Romania?

Were you in Hungary?

Or Chechnya?

or Iceland.

Anyway, I don't really have anything.

I was going to say, like, obviously I'll keep my bits for the main, but fuck, I'm going to have to start doing shit because I have nothing.

But something traumatic happened to me today.

But there's this place around the corner from work, right?

fucking they ran out of a chicken breast or something this place does bowls so they do buffalo chicken sandwiches as mrs reads they do amazing like um breakfast rolls as well but they do this so there's um rice there's uh boiled potatoes there's um some salad leaves so cost lettuce or something like that then they put the chicken in they put um what's that type of onion called that you use for crackers and stuff

Oh, caramelized onions.

Caramelized onions.

Then they had some coleslaw.

And what else did they put in there?

And then it's just, I mean, an unholy amount of sauce.

So I went back to the office.

I went back to my desk and I was scoffing away.

And I obviously couldn't get it into my gob quick enough because I pulled something out and I was like, oh, that's a chicken bone.