BONUS: Mole Hairs & Hiding Money from your Partner
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Hello and welcome. The trio are back together. Ambrero Solero, Imagina and Vuj. We're all here.
And as always, only some of us are queer. Welcome to the bonus episode.
Welcome back, Emma. We missed you. We did, Emma.
I missed you.
No, you didn't.
A little bit. You didn't at all. I missed you a little bit.
Did you ever miss us? Not once. Just be honest.
No, I did once.
No, you didn't.
Maybe once. so immo tell us how was thailand thailand as you like to say how was thailand thailand thailand legland was very hot and sunny and glorious and the food is so delicious and so cheap and it was just great and i read like seven books and just relaxed and it was the best time yeah
Obviously her and Naomi were fighting reading seven books.
Naomi abandoned me to go scuba diving for multiple days. Oh, did she get a paddy license? Yes, yes, yes, yes. She's done her advanced or whatever that is. I don't know.
I mean, there's a joke there. There's a joke there with the old diving. She does like diving. It's staring me right in the face. I was thinking we should get Pete to do a little pop quiz of like 10 questions that we're going to ask you about your holiday. Quickfire questions.
Oh, we could do that for the main. I'd love that. Yes. I remember we got our paddy license and I fell in love with the man. I didn't.
Yeah, you didn't. Because I fell off the motorbike. because you're shit no I fell off the motorbike you know about this story fell off the scooter fell off okay scooter so you don't need a license when you're over motorbike in Italy oh my god would you shut up it was a little yeah same same whatever it was a Kawasaki so basically it was not it was no my boyfriend at the time had a Kawasaki so Jean-Marc who was your boyfriend at the time me and Susan went on a double date with two local fellas
I just got left out. I was 16. I just got left out of everything. And I fancied that fella, Diego, who taught us how to dive.
How was Imo's trip to Thailand?
Remember Diego? Diego's a great name.
Love that name. But basically, Emma, I injured myself. So basically I'd had one accident going around a corner where I pulled the back brake. So the arse of the scooter, not the Kawasaki motorbike, the scooter came out from behind me. So I went and I slid and I did my... hurt what I essentially did was I broke the stand on it so with the stand you pull the bike back and then it kind of locks into a position but mine then didn't go all the way back and it then veered to the left so we were sitting on this hill just admiring the views we had gone for a little scooty and I leaned forward just because I just see something I'm like okay my keys are in the ignition I should take them out of the ignition I leaned forward the bike went over and then when I went over
my bike pushed Susan's over. So I was trying to get off my bike and there's a cylindrical thing that the, I've definitely told this on a different pod, a cylindrical thing.
I think you told us on this pod.
No, I think I maybe told it on Never Live It Down. So anyway, I was trying to get off that and I was trying to get off mine. I was sliding my leg, my thigh and my lower calf on that cylindrical thing and we'd been Biking around, scooting around all day. So I essentially gave myself third degree burns. So we're trying to keep it under wraps. And every time I put on the wetsuit and took it off because it would take off a layer of skin. So yeah, sorry. So I never got the paddy license. Vogue and Diego were left up to their own mischief.
Well, no, Diego actually tried to get in touch with me after. And Neil put a spanner in those works because it was obviously Neil's phone number that they had. And Neil ruined my fucking life. Oh my God. Okay. Oh my God. How inappropriate. Whatever. I was thrilled. I was furious with Neil. Anyway. Is this Diego? I was like, Diego? My Diego? So listen, we have to. I got the, yeah, but I got the paddy license. And it was only when I went diving, I was like, oh, hang on a second. I don't like fucking fish. And this is very claustrophobic.
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