'You pulled him out?!?!' - THE BABY IS HERE!
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How did Vogue and Amber’s new baby, Remy Valentine, arrive and what was the birth experience like?
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She was like, or I can break your waters now and then it will just go into natural air. Yeah. It's a beautiful thing. You didn't do another video, did you? No, I didn't do it. Apparently your first video is like a horror movie, is it? No.
Or
is it really sexy? It's something weird. It's not sexy. Someone said something
about it. Have I not
sent
it to you? I'm
okay, thanks. I'm good. You pulled him out. Oh, Jesus Christ. Not the whole way. I just got his arms out. Yes, I'm Kourtney Kardashian. I was like, this is my last time. You landed on the name finally. Jesus Christ.
Honesty.
Well, Vogue, you had said, was it not **** was one of them? That's the one. Vogue **** is like a dog. We are here. We're together. Welcome back. Oh, welcome back. Yeah, it's because I'm already back on Therapist. Now I'm back on Vogue and Amber. Well, you wouldn't think you've had a baby looking at you. Thank you. Thank you very much. I can't say I did much for that, but there you go. How are you feeling? I'm feeling... I feel like I missed the baby. I've left the baby for two and a half hours. And I was like, why are we rushing? I'm like, I want to get back to the baby. Yeah. This is my longest time away from that dream child who only woke up two times last night. He is a dream. He's an absolute little dote. He's so tiny.
He's so tiny. So, so tiny. I don't know how I'm going to have no more kids. I think this is this is the end of the road. This is the limit. Even Svenny has said no now. There's like you're going to know. No, you have enough. OK, you have enough. I just want like pocketful.
I
wanted seven kids. And look at me. None. Yeah, I think it's because seven is my favourite number. Well, eight's mine. So I could have eight. Look at Miriam McAllen. Miriam O'Connor is
a
huge Irish broadcaster and she's got eight kids and she has a massive career.
That's the way it used to
be. Think about it. Miriam is not old,
by the way.
No, I'm saying mom's side were six kids. Dad's side were eight kids.
Why did Vogue feel conflicted about leaving the newborn for two‑and‑a‑half hours and how did she describe that feeling?
Yeah, but Miriam's mom's age. A girl I work with,
her dad
is from, I think, did she tell me like 13 kids?
I mean, even I would think 13 is too much.
Like, that's most of your life being pregnant. But I do, I am getting a seven-seater car and I'm like, well, I'm using six of the seats. I'm
very stressed
here. Vogue made us line bike here, which I didn't want to do because my hair is so thin. Any little gust of wind would completely change any styling I've tried to do with it. So we have illegally parked our line bikes and it won't let us park them. I've tried to pause
the ride, but
it keeps reactivating the ride. So... I'm stressed about that because I don't do
stuff like
that. Next thing the police are going to come
looking for us. By the way, I
would just like to say we did not leave them in the middle of a pavement because there's nothing
worse. We left them by a
bike stand. We left them by a bike stand which looked like a place to park
them. Vogue literally, you
know when you're a kid and you just throw your bike down. That's
what Vogue did. She didn't even put
it on the stand. Because honestly, sometimes I'll be on a footpath and I'm like, why has someone left their line bike in the middle of the path? Where nobody can get by. I think it's the meanest. I
just
don't get it when people like just unnecessarily damage stuff like that.
Oh, yeah. I've seen a couple in the Thames, to be honest. No, no.
Why would you do that? And they're pretty heavy to lift. How the hell are you getting that over there? I was going to say plagiarism. What's it called? Vandalism. That's it. Yeah. Same, same. So we have some notes
here about to tell your birth story. I haven't even
heard your birth story.
That's not the same saying, plagiarism and
vandalism. No, I know, ism. It was the ism. Listen, I'm
a touch.
My birth story, I never told it. Joanne didn't even ask, but I don't even know
if she... Neither did I.
I don't know if Joanne knows I was pregnant. It's all happened so fast for her. She just has me back now. I love people's birth stories. I always think that they're so interesting. I love hearing about them.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How did Vogue and Amber’s new baby, Remy Valentine, arrive and what was the birth experience like?
0:02–2:10
2
Why did Vogue feel conflicted about leaving the newborn for two‑and‑a‑half hours and how did she describe that feeling?
2:10–8:49
3
What led to the change of the baby’s name from Elvis to Remy and what other names were considered?
8:49–12:37
4
How did the kids react when they first met the new baby and what funny moments happened?
12:37–19:34
5
What are the bizarre birth‑related stories (KFC car birth, Uber baby, etc.) that were shared in the episode?
19:34–32:25
6
Why is Emily upset about her boyfriend’s solo Amsterdam trip and what advice do the hosts give?
32:25–38:47
7
Which TikTok trends sparked the discussion on hygiene, double‑showering, and the most disgusting partner habits?
38:47–43:30
8
How did the hosts wrap up the episode and what final thoughts or jokes did they leave listeners with?
43:30–44:40