Amber Rosolero

I'm like, they're not.

So basically bagels are 280 calories and bread, if by the time you have two slices, it's...

similar enough okay I don't give a shit I don't give a shit if bagels are 500 calories I'm having the bagel it's so delicious had one today salmon cream cheese cornichons nearly passed out they were so delicious you're struggling to get away from the old salmon and the cornichons eh?

Like, honestly, folks.

Salmon bowls.

You're putting them on a fucking bagel.

I'm sick as... I don't have salmon bowls anymore.

I'll have one when I get home and I won't be judged when I get home because I haven't had one in weeks.

Right?

I'm going to have mushrooms and steak and delicious things tonight.

I promised vlog people that I was going to do a day of what I eat and I'm already ashamed.

And then Domino's emailed me since the last time I got it there.

A $7.99 pizza's any size today.

Like, what the hell am I supposed to do with that?

What?

Yeah.

Why haven't I gotten these feckin' emails?

Well, I don't want them because now I'm like, fuck it, maybe I'll record tomorrow.

I can't be shown having a Domino's on a Monday.

But I didn't have a Domino's over the weekend.