Amber Wallin

Oh, no.

We're always almost about to miss a flight because of Ben.

Which is crazy because there's no prep time.

There's no, what are you prepping to put, which socks am I gonna wear with these sandals?

Like, what are you prepping?

He'll sit in the bed and read and he loves being like, I got wrapped up in this thought about...

Hey, I'm just like, well, while you wrapped up in thoughts, we missed our goddamn flight.

Like, he's like that person.

Well, those thoughts cost me a lot of money.

Like, if he could be like a philosopher, he would.

Sounds like he is.

Right.

He's like, I wish I just had more time to sit and think about things, you know?

I'm like...

no actually i can't relate to that not even a little bit right and i'm like holding our toddler who just puked i was like why don't you think about getting a rag to clean this shit up off my shoulder like you put your mind to that put your mind to that so 45 minutes early is why crazy isn't that crazy i was like like that almost makes me think he slept outside your house like how why are you 45 minutes early do you have coffee in tow he's so obsessed with me

Meet the family.

How far in were y'all at this point?

Oh, he won't show off the house.

Look at these floors all waxed and shit.

A little piece of me died that day.